Creepy Teachers & Other Shameful Authority Figures

[DudeAsInCool]

Edmonton school may ban sale of milk

An Edmonton-area elementary school is looking at temporarily banning the sale of milk because of the allergies of two students.

http://sympatico.msn.cbc.ca/story/canada/n...milk050531.html

[DudeAsInCool]

A UNIVERSITY student has been fined £80 — for making “homophobic comments” to a police horse.

Sam Brown, 21, had staggered out of a bar in the early hours and came face-to-face with two mounted officers. Sam, who is studying English at Oxford University, approached one of the cops and asked: “How do you feel about your horse being gay?”

He was taken to a police station and held in a cell until morning — when he was given a fixed penalty fine of £80 for public disorder.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005250718,00.html

[DudeAsInCool]

Mom let 11-year-old son drive to school

A Chicago mother let her 11-year-old son drive the family minivan to school while she and her daughter rode as passengers. The van jumped a curb and plowed into a school zone sign.

Now the boy's mother, Erin Sarandah, has been cited for property damage and allowing her son to drive. She also has to find a new school for her son.

Officials at the St. John Fisher Catholic grade school have decided to expel the boy after the Monday morning accident.

http://abclocal.go.com/wls/news/060905_ap_...ive_school.html

WTF are the school officials thinking? :reallymad:

[slum_goddess]

has the whole world gone crazy? LOLOLOL!

[DudeAsInCool]

Teacher a flasher, says upstate boy

A 31-year-old substitute teacher is being investigated by upstate cops for allegedly flashing her breasts at two 14-year-old boys while giving them a ride home from school.

Read more:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/regional/s...0p-267818c.html

[DudeAsInCool]

School officials are withholding a 17-year-old boy's diploma for wearing a bolo tie under his graduation gown.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/bizarre/3220168

[DudeAsInCool]

Teen Charged With Vomiting On Teacher

http://www.local6.com/education/4606492/detail.html

[DudeAsInCool]

OWEGO, N.Y. Jun 15, 2005 — Police say a 15-year-old boy stole a bus from school and then led officers on a chase that ended at his home in a neighboring county.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=852505

[DudeAsInCool]

Selma: Administrator Goes Overboard at School Talent Show

An assistant school superintendent in eastern Indiana put on a performance at a school talent show that may cost her a job and her reputation.

But Matt and Chris can describe it. They were on stage. “She came up and was dancing with us and booty dancing with me and I cuffed her and I guess it got kind of seductive,” said Chris.

Matt thinks McHaffey should be reprimanded for her behavior, although he admits, “I thought it was funny.”

http://www.wishtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=3...59&nav=0Ra6b59h

Apparently, Chris doesnt

[DudeAsInCool]

Girls object to breast 'teaching'!

Female students at the King George's Medical University in Lucknow are finding it difficult to stay abreast of their lessons after an Assistant Professor created a scandal by asking them to drop their aprons.

Read more:

http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7242_1399445,00180007.htm

[DudeAsInCool]

Gay Coloring Assignment Has Parents of Nursery Schoolers Seeing Red

Parents of toddlers attending a Geneva, NY nursery school responded in outrage after their children were instructed to draw and color a known symbol of the homosexual agenda: the rainbow. The school has since apologized for the episode and is taking measures to prevent future incidents, including limiting the number of crayons and markers which children can use to color.

http://swiftreport.blogs.com/news/2005/06/...oloring_as.html

[slum_goddess]

i was right--they're ALL crazy!

fuckin morons, it's only a goddamn RAINBOW! maybe this shit has such a charge cause people in the states hardly ever see real rainbows? (i've seen more here in 2 weeks than i'd ever seen back there in my entire life).

[DudeAsInCool]

Elementary School Teacher Accused Of Selling Assault Weapons

NORTH MIAMI BEACH, Fla. -- Federal agents arrested a South Florida elementary school teacher Thursday on suspicion of selling assault rifles to a convicted felon.

A Local 10 News crew stopped by Garrison's house, but no one answered the door.

"He seemed like he was a very nice, intelligent young man," said one neighbor. "He didn't bother nobody around here."

http://www.local10.com/news/4647290/detail...00404&qs=1;bp=t

[DudeAsInCool]

Teachers' 'threesome with pupil'

2 July 2005

Two female teachers have been suspended for allegedly having a threesome with a 16-year-old male pupil.

But police are understood not to have pressed charges because the teenager did not complain of any crime.

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article...31120234552A000

[Malicious Intent]

"Once the London borough of Havering became aware of matters concerning members of staff at one of our schools being involved in inappropriate behaviour outside school hours it acted swiftly to initiate an investigation into those rumours.

Inside school hours would have been a completely different story

24 pages

[DudeAsInCool]

Teacher Attire Becoming a Touchy Topic

LOS ANGELES -- Teachers are expected to bear long days, challenging students and demanding parents. Now, apparently, some teachers are baring too much of themselves. School boards and superintendents increasingly are pursuing dress codes for teachers. At issue is the same kind of questionable attire most often associated with students.

In some districts, teachers can get dressed down for wearing skimpy tops, short skirts, flip flops, jeans, T-shirts, spandex or baseball caps. Spaghetti is fine in the cafeteria, but shirts supported by spaghetti straps are not welcome in the classroom.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/conte...0300494_pf.html

[DudeAsInCool]

Texas Man Arrested After Heroic Rescue

SAN MARCOS, Texas - A man who rescued a swimmer caught in swirling river currents found himself in trouble soon afterward when he was arrested by authorities who claimed he was interfering.

Dave Newman, 48, disobeyed repeated orders by emergency personnel to leave the water, police said. He was charged with interfering with public duties.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050705/ap_on_...DRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

[Excrement_Cranium]

A SCHOOLGIRL yesterday admitted hanging a boy of five from a tree before beating him with sticks and nettles in a case that shocked the nation.

The ponytailed 12-year-old wound string around his neck, stomach and genitals, leaving the lad just two seconds from death.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005330251,00.html

What drives a child to such things is beyond me.

[DudeAsInCool]

A SCHOOLGIRL yesterday admitted hanging a boy of five from a tree before beating him with sticks and nettles in a case that shocked the nation.

The ponytailed 12-year-old wound string around his neck, stomach and genitals, leaving the lad just two seconds from death.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005330251,00.html

What drives a child to such things is beyond me.

Looks like she had not much a family. Mom died last xmas - looks like a latchkey child. Still its no excuse

[DudeAsInCool]

Mom Pleads Guilty to Hosting Sex Parties

GOLDEN, Colo. - A woman who told police she wanted to be a "cool mom" pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges Monday for having sex with high school boys at parties where authorities said she supplied drugs and alcohol.

Johnson, who is free on bail, held parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, authorities said. She was accused of providing drugs and alcohol to eight boys and having sex with five of them.

Police said the investigation began after one of the boys told his mother about the encounters, and she reported it to authorities.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/a...m_sex_parties_2

"Yeah, mom, it was cool. We had pizza and then Nick's mom let us have sex with her."

[DudeAsInCool]

Man Charged for Having Sex With Teen Wife

July 26,2005 | LINCOLN, Neb. -- A 22-year-old man faces criminal charges in Nebraska for having sex with an underage 13-year-old girl, although he legally married her in Kansas after she became pregnant.

http://www.salon.com/wire/ap/archive.html?...=D8BJBA081.html

[DudeAsInCool]

8 Year Old Charged For Sexual Behavior

http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_210004013.html

This has to be the dumbest DA on the fucking face of the earth :reallymad:

[slum_goddess]

y'know, i usually ignore this shit but the fact you spelt out 'fucking' made me click/read it (of course i agree w/you)

[DudeAsInCool]

What Happens When You Accidentally Buy A $245,000 Car On eBay

Today is the day of odd eBay related lawsuits it seems. The latest is the story of a limo that was once owned by Elvis Presley. The owner tried to sell it on eBay, with a "buy it now" price of $245,000. He was therefore quite happy when someone did, indeed, agree to the "buy it now," price. There's just one problem the owner of the account claims his two year old daughter was playing with the mouse on his computer andshe is actually the one who made the bid. He apologized, but apparently that wasn't good enough. The seller is now suing him for $245,000, plus an additional $150,000 in "damages." There's a lot that doesn't make sense on either side of this case. On the buyer's side, it takes more than just a single click to "buy it now," so some are saying it must be a hoax bid. The guy stands by his claim, though, that it was just his daughter playing around. On the other side, though, is this really worth that kind of lawsuit? All he has to do is put it up again. He claims he did, but that there were no bidders -- which seems odd. There apparently were bidders for the original auction, so it's not clear where they all went. Either way, it seems a bit vindicative to go sue this guy for that much, even if he did make a hoax bid

http://mathaba.net/0_index.shtml?x=297148

The seller is a major asshole and should be locked up for fraud :reallymad:

[DudeAsInCool]

Girl, 11, to go on trial for rock incident

Mayor stands by police in face of ethnic bias claim

Fresno -- Until the afternoon of April 29, 11-year-old Maribel Cuevas' only connection with law enforcement was involvement in a mentoring program sponsored by the Police Activities League.

But that day a rock she says slipped from her hand struck Elijah Vang, 8, in the forehead. A 911 call led to Maribel being arrested by Fresno police officers, handcuffed and taken to Juvenile Hall, where she stayed for five days before a judge released her on the condition she wear an electronic ankle bracelet.

On Wednesday, Maribel is scheduled to go on trial in Juvenile Court on felony assault charges. Authorities say the rock-throwing incident was too serious to be treated lightly.

But critics of the Police Department's actions, including Maribel's father, say the treatment would have been different if Mirabel wasn't a Latina living in one of the city's poorer neighborhoods.

"If this was a middle-class or upper-class neighborhood it would have been a very different outcome," said the Rev. Floyd Harris Jr., who led a 100- person vigil Friday in front of Juvenile Hall to support Maribel.

"Police don't have the same respect for people of color in this town," Harris said.

Fresno's mayor, Alan Autry, commended the department in a statement. "In Fresno, we love our children too much to treat this like it was just a childhood dispute when in fact the consequences could have been tragic."

Maribel says she was defending herself against Elijah and other boys who had thrown rocks and water balloons at her and some of her younger siblings while they were playing behind the low chain-link fence of a relative's front yard in their largely minority neighborhood.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?...&type=printable

Unbelievable! :reallymad: