Creepy Teachers & Other Shameful Authority Figures

[Redneck4sure]

The woman is old dammit! Give her a little more time and she still may get up.

[DudeAsInCool]

President Bingu wa Mutharika returned to Lilongwe from Brussels to a flurry of reports he had fled his palace because of ghosts.

MILONGWE, Malawi, March 23 - Malawi's president, Bingu wa Mutharika, spent a week this month at the European Union headquarters in Brussels, polishing his image as a progressive leader committed to thoroughly modern strategies to usher his impoverished nation into the 21st century.

Then he came home to a flurry of news reports that he had fled his 300-room palace because he believed it was infested with ghosts.

Determined to bury the story, officials dispatched 20 police officers before dawn on March 15 to arrest two journalists in the nation's largest city, Blantyre, in southern Malawi. The reporters were hauled 300 miles to a police station here in the capital city, jailed for a night, and now face possible criminal charges under a colonial-era statute that makes it illegal to ridicule the president.

http://nytimes.com/2005/03/29/internationa...9malawi.html?hp

[DudeAsInCool]

Lawmaker Wants Teachers In Hawaii Weighed For Obesity/Teachers Union President Calls Resolution 'Offensive'

UPDATED: 10:17 am MST March 28, 2005

HONOLULU -- A state lawmaker has suggested Hawaii's public schoolteachers be forced to weigh in as part of the fight against obesity in students, KITV in Honolulu reported.

State Rep. Rida Cabanilla introduced a resolution in the house requesting that the Board of Education establish an obesity database among public schoolteachers.

"You cannot keep a kid to a certain standard that you yourself are not willing to keep," Canbanilla said.

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/education/...022/detail.html

[DudeAsInCool]

Police officer who stops speeding doctor gets suspended

FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. A Florida police officer is being punished for handcuffing and ticketing a doctor who was speeding to deliver a baby.

Doctor Anthony Chidiac was driving his motorcycle ten miles over the speed limit last March when he was pulled over in Fort Lauderdale.

According to police records, when the doctor said he was on his way to a delivery, the officer replied, "What are you delivering, pizza?"

http://www.kron.com/Global/story.asp?S=3137137

[Redneck4sure]

Now that's what I call an education

True, but was it a well rounded education or did they just get it the hard way? :)

[DudeAsInCool]

Potty-mouth man can't fool science

By IAN ROBERTSON, TORONTO SUN

An allegedly drunk driver with a taste for trickery failed to foil a police breathalyzer machine after stuffing his mouth full of feces.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2005...976892-sun.html

[DudeAsInCool]

Kenosha police shoot, kill naked man

March 28, 2005 (Kenosha, Wis.) — Kenosha police say a naked man twisted his son's neck so badly the boy passed out.

That happened before they shot and killed the man early today.

Police say the dead man had three naked children with him when motorists called 9-1-1 to report that he was trying to flag down passing vehicles around 2:15 this morning.

They say the man's five-year-old son told them his dad smoked marijuana and got in a fight with his girlfriend before taking off his clothes and their clothes.

The boy says his father then drank a large amount of shampoo.

http://www.abclocal.go.com/wls/news/032905...naked_shot.html

[DudeAsInCool]

No brownie points for eager student

Banja Luka, Bosnia-Hercegovina - A Bosnian teacher irritated by a zealous pupil who practiced maths at home even though he had not been given homework punished him by taping his mouth, a school head teacher said on Wednesday.

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&cl...11217662074B212

[DudeAsInCool]

Confused Cops Swarm Woman After Birth

KETTERING, Ohio (AP) - A woman rushing to a hospital to give birth hit a few stops along the way - first at a gas station where she delivered the baby herself, then when confused police ordered her out of the car at gunpoint.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050331/D895U2VO1.html

[DudeAsInCool]

Wed Mar 30, 5:07 PM ET

VALLEJO, Calif. - When Melvin Ainsworth went for his routine stroll on the Carquinez Bridge, the last thing he expected was to end up with six stitches above his left eye, a swollen lip and a sprained wrist.

Without warning, a Vallejo police officer tackled the 77-year-old Crockett man from behind on Saturday morning, he says.

Ainsworth was wearing a 49ers jacket — but he was armed only with a camera and he's at least 40 years older. Ainsworth later learned that a tipster called police to report that a man in his 20s or 30s wearing a San Francisco 49ers jacket was about to jump or had a baby dangling over the edge of the bridge.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor.../tackled_senior

[DudeAsInCool]

Snohomish School Bans 'Snohos' T-Shirts

SNOHOMISH, Wash. (AP) - "Snoho" has appeared without incident in Snohomish High School yearbooks, on the school district's Web site and in the name of an espresso stand, SnoHo Mojo, but the plural form is another matter.

Justin Patrick, 17, a senior, was suspended briefly in February after arguing when he was told to cover up a T-shirt with "SNOHOS" emblazoned across the chest.

http://apnews.myway.com//article/20050401/D89695RG0.html

[DudeAsInCool]

Cheerleaders: What to do about them.

By Bryan Curtis

The Texas state legislature set aside small matters like the implementation of the death penalty last month to consider a far more arcane ritual: cheerleading. The state's cheerleaders, it seems, have become indistinguishable from exotic dancers—or so says a bill submitted by Al Edwards, a representative from Houston. Edwards' legislation would divert money from high schools that allow cheerleaders to perform overly suggestive lunges and inside-hitch pyramids. "It's just too sexually oriented, you know, the way they're shaking their behinds and going on, breaking it down," Edwards explained.

http://www.slate.com/id/2116060/

Hard to believe...

[DudeAsInCool]

Police: Teacher Starts Brawl In Class

DALLAS -- A high school teacher faces an assault charge after police say she walked into a middle-school classroom, grabbed that teacher's hair, yanked her out of her chair, and dragged her across the room while punching her in the face and kicking her.

According to the police report, Paulette Baines grabbed Mary Oliver in front of the class full of gifted students Friday.

http://www.local6.com/news/4345714/detail.html

[DudeAsInCool]

Teacher Accused Of Having Sex With 3 Students/Police: Teens Cooperating With Investigation

TULARE, Calif. -- A first-year high school teacher has been charged with having sex with three of her students.

http://www.nbc5.com/education/4355804/deta...994&dppid=65192

Doesnt it strike you as odd that the teens would then cooperate with authorities? They sound like little creeps to me...

[slum_goddess]

maybe they frightened them? dunno but the entire situ sucks. i wonder if they'll have a huge psychological screening process to weed out potentially fucked-up teachers.

[Kooperman]

Texas High School Football Coach Shot

CANTON, Texas - The father of a high school football player shot and wounded the team's coach with an assault rifle Thursday and fled in a pickup loaded with weapons, claiming to have a hit list, state officials said.

Schools in the district were locked down while police searched for the shooter. Officers had weapons drawn near a truck that was found about two hours after the shooting and apparently belonged to suspect Jeffrey Doyle Robertson.

For the complete story please click here:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...e_us/coach_shot

[DudeAsInCool]

Teacher Admits Sharing Pot, Vodka With Students

VENICE, Fla. -- Two students who said they went to a teacher's home to make up some schoolwork ended up drinking vodka with him and smoking pot instead, police said.

High school math teacher Michael Ziemian, 34, also showed the girls how he was growing marijuana in his garage, a Sarasota County sheriff's report said.

http://www.local10.com/news/4356064/detail.html

[DudeAsInCool]

Substitute teacher accused of assaulting student

MANCHESTER — A Derry man who was working as a substitute teacher at Hillside Middle School faces trial in Manchester District Court on a charge of assaulting an eighth grade student.

According to the affidavit, White said Lamos entered the class and said to him: “Hello, precious.” White, who told police he had been verbally abused by students all day, said he responded: “Hello, cave man,” and told the boy to remove his hat.

Accounts of what happened differ, according to the affidavit, with Lamos claiming he was greeting a friend in the class and that he didn’t hear White tell him to take off his hat.

Everyone agreed White went to where Lamos was sitting and removed the boy’s hat, but, again, student accounts differ as to whether White threw the hat on the floor or at the boy and whether he hit him with a closed fist or open hand.

A teacher in an adjoining room, Deb MuCullough, told police she heard students yelling there was a fight between a student and teacher and entered the room to see White leaning over the boy and hitting him twice with a closed fist.

According to the affidavit, McCullough told police she heard White say: “That will teach you to respect me” or “I will teach you to respect me,” and she separated the two.

http://www.theunionleader.com/articles_sho...l?article=53110

[DudeAsInCool]

So what's wrong with flashing your breasts at your students and smoking a little pot once in a while? And how does one come up with a bail figure of "$537,211"? That's a lot of flashing...

http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/stories/.../041010787.html

[Redneck4sure]

What did it cost for Janet Jackson to pop one out?

Titties are too expensive for me anymore. :wha':

[DudeAsInCool]

US teens snatch keys from drunk limo driver

MIAMI (AFP) - Ten Florida teenagers who hired a limousine to give them a safe ride to their prom party instead snatched the keys from the chauffeur after some erratic driving -- and found a bottle of vodka in the driver's seat.

The teens said chauffeur Christina Tomacelli, 49, rushed through stop signs, cut off other drivers and even drove on the wrong side of the road, the Orlando Sentinel newspaper reported Tuesday.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ng_050412181000

[DudeAsInCool]

Police Charge Girl With Threatening To Shoot Classmates

WASHINGTONVILLE, N.Y. -- A 14-year-old girl is facing felony charges of making terrorist threats after authorities said she talked about shooting students at her school.

Police said the ninth-grader at Washingtonville High School was arrested Thursday. She allegedly threatened to mark the sixth anniversary of the Columbine school shootings on April 20 with an attack on her classmates.

http://www.wnbc.com/news/4377705/detail.html

[KiwiCoromandel]

the lunatics are in charge of the asylum..... :( :(

[Wolfie]

So what's wrong with flashing your breasts at your students and smoking a little pot once in a while?    And how does one come up with a bail figure of  "$537,211"?  That's a lot of flashing...

http://www.lasvegassun.com/sunbin/stories/.../041010787.html

Why the hell didn't this happen when I was in school? We had to actually use our imagination!!!! :rolleyes:

[DudeAsInCool]

Student Claims He Was Suspended For Wearing Makeup

http://www.wftv.com/news/4378411/detail.html