Creepy Teachers & Other Shameful Authority Figures

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More and More Teen/Teacher Sex!

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/local/stor...8p-256572c.html

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Championship-Winniing Basketball Coach Fired For Being a Lesbian:

http://nytimes.com/2005/04/15/sports/other...oach.html?8hpib

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School bans 'wrong race' hairstyl

A TEENAGER was sent home from school after the headteacher ruled she was the wrong race to have a braided hairstyle.

http://sf.indymedia.org/news/2005/03/1712827.php

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where's bo derek now that we need her? (fuckin assholes!)

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Police tell of teen tram thief's obsession

A 15-year-old boy who allegedly stole two trams over the weekend, drove them a total of more than 25 kilometres and picked up passengers along the way is a good lad whose obsession got the better of him, according to police.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200504/s1347521.htm

He's a good boy--he just likes stealing trains

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Naked Day' gets teacher in hot water/Oak Forest educator said he thought students knew he was kidding

A veteran Oak Forest High School teacher has received a written reprimand for telling students last week they could earn extra credit if they took part in a "Get Naked Day" in his classroom.

http://www.dailysouthtown.com/southtown/dsnews/151nd1.htm

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Juror Fined For Yawning In Court

LOS ANGELES -- A juror was cited for contempt and fined $1,000 by a judge for yawning loudly while awaiting questioning in an attempted murder trial. The fine later was reduced to $100.

http://www.local6.com/news/4396722/detail.html

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Mall Won't Allow Teens Without Parents

NASHUA, N.H. (AP) - Every kid knows hanging out with Mom or Dad can be kind of a drag. Kids who want to spend time at the Pheasant Lane Mall on Friday or Saturday nights might not have a choice.

... From 6 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. on Fridays and Saturdays, mall security guards now stand outside two entrances to make sure anyone under 16 has a parent or someone over 21 with them.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050420/D89J3AO80.html

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Texas bans gay foster parents

The Texas House of Representatives passed a bill banning homosexuals, bisexuals and transsexuals from being foster parents.

If the bill gains approval from the Texas Senate, the state will be allowed to investigate the backgrounds of current foster parents and remove children living in non-heterosexual households. All future foster parents will be required to disclose their sexual preference on an application form, a legislative aide said.

http://beta.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story...ys_050420173703

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Parent's nos treat a sign of growing use

A father providing nitrous oxide for his 13-year-old's birthday party is one example of the substance's widespread reach into New Zealand society, a leading drug counsellor says.

http://www.beatking.com/forums/index.php?a...=02&f=86&t=9585

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Woman Claims She Was Shocked 15 Times With Taser Gun

Patricia Skelly says she was shocked with a Taser gun 15 times after her arrest last month in North Florida on Easter Sunday.

Skelly was staying at a motel in Valparaiso and police were called when she was 20 minutes late checking out.

http://beta.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story...lo_wplg/2679883

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T-Shirt Ban Causes Stir At Panhandle School

BAKER, Fla. -- Two seniors at this rural Florida Panhandle community's only public school have been suspended and others were punished after they violated their principal's ban on T-shirts that read "Kiss Our Class Good-bye" or "Holy Ship, we're graduating."

"There's an obvious suggestion that many people find offensive," Principal Tom Shipp said. "I guess I might be old-fashioned, but I believe values are important."

http://www.local10.com/news/4402241/detail.html

[Wolfie]

"There's an obvious suggestion that many people find offensive," Principal Tom Shipp said. "I guess I might be old-fashioned, but I believe values are important."

What a bunch of ship!!!! <_>

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Boy, 8, arrested after attacking principal with wooden pole

RACINE - An 8-year-old Julian Thomas Elementary School student attacked and seriously injured the school's principal with a wooden pole Thursday morning.

Apmann approached the student when she saw him carrying a large pole - about 28 inches long and 1½ inches in diameter - on school grounds, Macemon said. When she went to take away the pole, the boy started swinging it at her. The boy struck Apmann several times before he was subdued by other staff members. The pole, recovered by police, was broken into three pieces.

http://www.journaltimes.com/articles/2005/.../iq_3493863.txt

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Salinas teen claiming to be vampire sentenced for molesting girl

Salinas (BCN) - A Salinas woman who claimed she was a vampire was sentenced Wednesday to six months in county jail for molesting a family friend, according to Monterey County Deputy District Attorney Gary Thelander.

http://www.kcba.com/news/local/story.aspx?...4A-344C9A6339D5

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Woman shocked by passport sex change

Ann Margarette Fegen, 35, was excited when she applied for her first passport but when it arrived she almost keeled over with shock.

According to Fegen, the home affairs office in Umgeni Road told her that she would have to see a district surgeon to establish that she had not undergone a sex change.

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&cl...93816512C478410

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Sarcasm lands breeder in dog box

A snarky remark made after a dog show has turned into a cat fight that has gone all the way to the High Court.

She apparently told her own dog: "Come along, see if you can move your back legs like that and slip your patellas (kneecaps) like that and win." In the notoriously cut-throat world of dog shows – highlighted in the spoof movie Best in Show – the judge took offence.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0,2106,3256299a4560,00.html

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Bus driver quits/Woman stopped bus, joined daughter's fight

The Lee County school bus driver accused of hopping off her loaded bus while the engine still was running and jumping into her daughter's street brawl resigned Friday.

http://www.news-press.com/apps/pbcs.dll/ar...495/1002/NEWS01

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Police handcuff 5 year old girl.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4475513.stm

Complete with video.

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Woman gets honking mad over receiving horn citation

San Francisco Chronicle

BERKELEY, CALIF. - Berkeley may be the home of the Free Speech Movement, but expressing emotion with a car horn is apparently not a protected form of communication there.

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/printstory.mpl/bizarre/3150320

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ATLANTA An 88-year-old Georgia woman isn't taking this one lying down.

She's filed suit against Orkin after allegedly being pinned down by an exterminator after she questioned the amount of the bill.

Patience Von Suttka claims Antonio Battle came to her home last year, and got out of control when she challenged the higher-than-usual fee for pest control. The woman claims Battle grabbed her walker, threw it across the room and then jumped on her.

She says he shoved a pesticide nozzle into her throat and sprayed it. Battle was fired just hours later.

http://www.kwqc.com/Global/story.asp?S=3252917

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2 Journos Fired for Drinking With Subjects of Beer-Pong Story

NEW YORK When reporter Craig McCool and photographer Mairin Chapman of The Kalamazoo (Mich.) Gazette went to a local party to research a series on drinking among young adults, they saw nothing wrong with partaking of the libations themselves.

But editors did. The result: The two were dismissed, and the paper ran an editor's note this weekend explaining the incident.

"Their conduct is unacceptable and violates the standards that we uphold every day as journalists," Editor Rebecca Pierce said in the note, published Saturday. "We don't condone it and we can't ignore it."

http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/ne...t_id=1000894385

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Elgin Police May Have Thought Teen's 911 Call Was A Prank

Was Kidnapped Teen's 911 Call Thought To Be A Prank?

ELGIN (CBS 2) The Elgin Police Department is investigating a call made by a kidnapped teen who was later found brutally murdered. David Steeves dialed 911 from inside the trunk of a car seconds after his abduction, but as CBS 2's Kristyn Hartman reports, there's now speculation that operators thought the call was a prank.

But by that time 911 had Steeves’ name and his general location. There was a question, though, about the validity of the call. A recorded voice says, "Call taker thinks it could be a prank. But isn't definite on it.”

Activity didn't end there. The recording shows that in less than a minute Elgin officers were heading toward the area of South Street. But they didn't find anything. However, the next morning a South Street resident discovered a gym shoe and blood in a driveway.

An investigation Steeves' family called "tireless" led to the Rockford location of the Toyota Steeves placed the call from and to the ultimate arrest of two suspects.

http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/local_story_115173242.html

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Texas school board adds Bible class

The school board in this West Texas town voted unanimously to add a Bible class to its high school curriculum.

Hundreds of people, most of them supporters of the proposal, packed the board meeting Tuesday night. More than 6,000 Odessa residents had signed a petition supporting the class.

http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2005/04/27/...wire/index.html

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Florida Governor Signs Deadly Force Law

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (Reuters) - Florida Gov. Jeb Bush signed a new anti-crime law on Tuesday that allows people to kill in self-defense without first trying to flee.

Supporters say the law is a logical extension of common law that allows homeowners who fear for their lives to use deadly force to defend themselves from an intruder in their homes.

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?t...storyID=8315468