Ask The Rock anything thread

[The Rock!]

*Raises people's eyebrow*

Finally. THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO... this place!

Before you people kick, jump, hi 5 your imaginary friends, etc etc... just get one thing straight. You people should be grateful that the Rock -The People's champ, the most electrifying man in sports and now the internet, the Chosen one- has deliberately ignored his precious time to sit at his pc, and answer your questions.

Ask the Rock anything.

Dating

Home Improvement

Whatever, The Rock knows more than you do because he is better than you.

No peeps, start yapping!

If you smell what the Rock is cooking!

[DudeAsInCool]

Hey Rock:

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[The Rock!]

Hey Rock:

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Don't ask The Rock questions you all ready know. Jabroni.

The Rock is not surprised if a man like you has never screwed a light bulb before, here's one tip though before you do "screw" any object what so ever make sure to put some sort of Vaseline on your shlong so it won't get stuck. You know that Weird al yankovic song right "weenie in a bottle".

[DudeAsInCool]

Thanx for the advise, oh, wise one...

[The Rock!]

Thanx for the advise, oh, wise one...

No problem. Anymore questions?

[DudeAsInCool]

Apparently the natives are quiet tonite - so here is another question:

If a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around

does it make a sound?

[The Rock!]

Apparently the natives are quiet tonite - so here is another question:

If a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around

does it make a sound?

Of course it does, however anyone living far from the area won't be capable of hearing it, unless they are The Rock. Only The Rock can hear a tree falling no matter how far it is.

The Rock is a man in a half, he can do the impssible. Light can't escape blackholes, but the Rock can.

If you smell what the Rock is cookin.

Edited May 6, 2005 by The Rock!

[Umma]

What are you cookin?

[The Rock!]

What are you cookin?

A hotdog, you want some?

[Shawn]

Did you forget your meds again? ;)

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

The Rock is a man in a half...

Is this like "in a Half-Nelson?"

I think I can understand where you're coming from. You need more blood to get to your head.

[Kooperman]

The Rock hasn't been acting right since his pals Paper and Scissors left town with his mojo....

[slum_goddess]

i personally only ask questions of those who don't refer to themselves in the 3rd person. :)

[AnalogKid]

"If a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around

does it make a sound?"

How would you know if a tree actually fell if there is noboby to verify it?

[CTC Command]

Got any gum?

[Ken]

Do you like pie?

[method77]

Do fish smoke?

[Wolfie]

What have ya'll been smoking?

[method77]

oregano

[Wolfie]

:rolleyes:

[DudeAsInCool]

Hey, this rock person is screwing up. We needs answers...

[KiwiCoromandel]

i`d be grateful for the silence dude.....

[KiwiCoromandel]

......

[DudeAsInCool]

Rock is dead

[The Rock!]

"If a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody around

does it make a sound?"

How would you know if a tree actually fell if there is noboby to verify it?

Because the Rock knows everything; what you are incapable of, the Rock is capable of. The great one is near omniscience, a man In a half, the chosen one.