The Rock!

Maybe your hands are to big, or you need to start buying some new stylish pants that actually fit you.

*Raises people's eye brow* The Rock knows that he is important, and the great one knows that you wish highly for the rock's presence. Everyone does... AND THE ROCK MEANS EVERYONE! the Rock -The people's champ, the scorpion king, the chosen one- is present today in this very thread; you no longer need to dream and play stupid by talking in front of the mirror imagining that you are talking to the Great one - you now have the privilege to chat with the great one, with the Rock, in this thread and in this very site. You can now worship the Rock through asking questions; The Rock is the closest to Deity Dom, he is forgiving yet he'll layeth the smacketh down. The Rock is patient to be with you people even though you are jabroni's. The Rock will now hang with you guys, however if you tend to piss the great one off - he will take that rope of his great neck, shine it up real nice, turn that sob side ways, and stick it straight up your candy ass and leave you hanging! The Rock treats you like his child (You could literately be the Rock's child, he has been with many women and the chances of your mother knowing the Rock is high), for that he has given you all the best moment... *In hales*... the best moment of your entire lives (just like your mothers, sisters, girlfriends, etc). The Rock has 2 kinds of fans. Women who want to be nailed by the Rock and Men who want to be nailed by the Rock... Tell the great one wants to know what kind of fans you are. IF you smell what the Rock is cookin!

You confuse typo's with grammar errors, or you're just using grammar errors to have one on the Rock. Just know, God TheRock

That would help.

The Rock apologies, the Rock should of warned you jabroni’s to keep this discreet – turn the monitor off once and awhile just in case your mothers walk into her room and force you to sleep in your friends house so she can use the PC to cyber and invite the Rock over. If you smell what the Rock is cookin!

How would you know if a tree actually fell if there is noboby to verify it? Because the Rock knows everything; what you are incapable of, the Rock is capable of. The great one is near omniscience, a man In a half, the chosen one.

A hotdog, you want some?

Of course it does, however anyone living far from the area won't be capable of hearing it, unless they are The Rock. Only The Rock can hear a tree falling no matter how far it is. The Rock is a man in a half, he can do the impssible. Light can't escape blackholes, but the Rock can. If you smell what the Rock is cookin.

No problem. Anymore questions?

Don't ask The Rock questions you all ready know. Jabroni. The Rock is not surprised if a man like you has never screwed a light bulb before, here's one tip though before you do "screw" any object what so ever make sure to put some sort of Vaseline on your shlong so it won't get stuck. You know that Weird al yankovic song right "weenie in a bottle".

*Raises people's eyebrow* Finally. THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO... this place! Before you people kick, jump, hi 5 your imaginary friends, etc etc... just get one thing straight. You people should be grateful that the Rock -The People's champ, the most electrifying man in sports and now the internet, the Chosen one- has deliberately ignored his precious time to sit at his pc, and answer your questions. Ask the Rock anything. Dating Home Improvement Whatever, The Rock knows more than you do because he is better than you. No peeps, start yapping! If you smell what the Rock is cooking!