Why Teen Girls & Middle Aged Men Belong Together

[DudeAsInCool]

Young women and the Richard Ford brand of middle-aged men have an awful lot in common. Both are alone in a crowd, too smart for the room. Both feel trapped — by school on one hand, suburban obligation on the other. Both are uneasy with responsibility, newly unsure about what they want to do with their lives. And both confuse sex with love. In short, both are fantastically lonely. So is it any surprise that, in spite of progressive society's disapproval, they so often fantasize about — and even occasionally wind up — together?

http://www.nerve.com/personalessays/calhoun/middleground/

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Works for me :bigsmile:

[Redneck4sure]

You no good pedophile! :good job: :Here's to you:

[slum_goddess]

no, Redneck--he's a no-good, pedophile TOESUCKER! nyah

[Shawn]

Ex-cell-ent

[Redneck4sure]

no, Redneck--he's a no-good, pedophile TOESUCKER! nyah

Well you know the saying, "get 'em while they're young, get 'em while they're dumb."

[method77]

you old farts should stay home and leave the babes to us

[moodyblue]

I like older men!! :D

[DudeAsInCool]

you old farts should stay home and leave the babes to us

Poor Method's got the "Young Man's Blues"!!!

Oh well a young man ain't got nothin' in the world these days

I said a young man ain't got nothin' in the world these days

You know in the old days

When a young man was a strong man

All the people they'd step back

When a young man walked by

But you know nowadays

It's the old man,

He's got all the money

And a young man ain't got nothin' in the world these days

I said nothing

Everybody knows that a young man ain't got nothin'.

Everybody!

Everybody knows that a young man ain't got nothin'

He got nothin'

Nothin'

Take it easy on the young man

They ain't got nothin' in the world these days

I said they ain't got nothin'!

They got sweet fuck-all!

 

[rainbowdemon]

Does this mean that....nah... it'll never happen!!

:(

[Redneck4sure]

I like older men!! :D

Then you ought to LOVE me!! :bigsmile: :rolleyes: :) :( :wha':

[Redneck4sure]

you old farts should stay home and leave the babes to us

DudeAsInCool, it sounds to me like he is crying about it. What do you think? :P

[Amber]

I like older men too moodyblue......but I'm at legal age so they don't like me

[The Hunter]

You are leaving out the most important part. Not only are most of us old farts willing to spend time looking for the G-spot, we also have a pretty dam good chance of actually finding it.

[DudeAsInCool]

You are leaving out the most important part. Not only are most of us old farts willing to spend time looking for the G-spot, we also have a pretty dam good chance of actually finding it.

[Redneck4sure]

I like older men too moodyblue......but I'm at legal age so they don't like me

Define "older".

How about "Jurassic"??

[KiwiCoromandel]

i`m 55 this year and my wife collette is 17 years younger than me......we`ve been married for 21 years this year...

they don`t call me a dinosaur for nothing!!!

my 2 girls (aged 7 and 17) tell me that i am a relic from a " past age "!!!...is that old?? :( :(

Edited January 6, 2005 by kiwibank

[Amber]

Older: A verb or some shit like that. One who can not proceed in the natural act of sex without a Nitro spray/pill. One who sees Fluffy the dog as a "new toy". One who smells like old ass.

There ya go...the definition of Older, right out of my handy dandy smart assed mouth :bigsmile:

[Redneck4sure]

Kiwi, you are a fossil. :)

I have been married for 22 yrs.

[Redneck4sure]

One who smells like old ass.

Well, I'm part way there.

[KiwiCoromandel]

Kiwi, you are a fossil. :)

I have been married for 22 yrs.

theres not many of us left red...... :) :)

[KiwiCoromandel]

One who can not proceed in the natural act of sex without a Nitro spray/pill.

drugs are ok if you need to enhance your sexual activity(s).....but au natural is much better...giving up the booze is very helpful as well in my experience.... :kissy face: :kissy face:

[Redneck4sure]

theres not many of us left red...... :) :)

Yes and it's kinda sad actually. I'm gonna miss me when I'm gone. :wha':

[Redneck4sure]

Kiwi, remember that when you are too old to cut the mustard you will still be able to lick the jar.

[KiwiCoromandel]

Kiwi, remember that when you are too old to cut the mustard you will still be able to lick the jar.

never too old mate.......

[DudeAsInCool]

Kiwi, remember that when you are too old to cut the mustard you will still be able to lick the jar.

:rotfl: