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BLACK LIVES MATTER!

The Hunter

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  1. Redneck walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: 'Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache.' His wife is lying in bed and replies: 'I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot.' The man says: 'I think you'll find that I wasn't talking to you.'
  2. Mostly the usual crap, IE shoveling more snow, and trying to work a deal to trade my Yamaha dx21 synth for another flat top guitar. a fella cant have too many guitars.
  3. Sex with a robot is commonplace for most married men. LOL
  4. Going by the Molson canadian bottle of the picnic table she is likely a drunk canuck.
  5. Just sitting around waiting to get our asses kicked by another storm.
  6. Now if they would take the same stand on personal use of some other things. :rolleyes:
  7. Nope it wasnt me, Im just not around as much these days. I have a new lease on life. LOL :rolleyes:
  8. Happy Birthday my friend, and dont do like me and listen to so much metal, you end up deaf as a post.
  9. Trying to get the bloody wired router to work. *$*#$%
  10. A quick search on Ares turned up a lot of songs. In the mood is a great one with a big band sound.
  11. Setzer is a real showman, and probably best remembered from when he played with the stray cats. His newer music has a lot of old rockabilly, with a smattering of big band thrown in.
  12. Thanks gang, its probably going to be a lay back and take it easy kind of day. :rolleyes:
  13. Sorry about the late reply my brother, but Happy Birthday, and all the best to Jackie, and the rest of the family also.
  14. Sounds like a job for Ted Nugent.
  15. Hey Nate its great to hear from you, and thats really fantastic news. just dont be a stranger around here.
  16. You probably should pin this one Joe.
  17. Or possibly the present, depending on the time of day.
  18. Subject: Headache HEADACHE REMEDY A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."
  19. The redneck version of shawn.
  20. I would think changing ones passwords would be in order.
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