Mister Spong

Well not see him for a while... it'll be beer, moose rape, bear wrestling and drugs before he surfaces.... Happy Birthday Shawn my old mate. The Queen sends her regards.

That IBM company are bloody clever. Bet they've got some fantastic people working for them. B)

Now that is funneh!

Go Meth! Inlaws gone... finally I think I can put my feet up for the next few weeks. Well apart from the work thing that gets in the way that is.

Aye, if there are any invites doing the rounds then I'd definitely be interested.... I'll be your fwend!

After the twat that is my father-in-law last weekend, mother-in-law and stepfather-in-law are here this weekend. Weekend of doing stuff round the place which is fine - they're pretty cool. Anyone nearly in their 70s letting me have Vampire Weekend on blasting the house while I'm cooking must be alright.

Five years? :(

I think I'm safe.... we don't tend to get any brass band music on here.... Cracking phone that Mal. I've been looking at one myself. I'm due a new one and the only thing putting me off is that I'm right off Nokia at the moment.

Thanks hon - I've got a feeling I might need it!

My twat of a father-in-law has invited himself for the weekend. He wanted to be here tonight but I managed to persuade him otherwise... but it's still 2 days with him I'd prefer not to have.

That's gonna smart.

It was going well until I got bored... I got to 4000 without losing a life and then started titting about.

Totally agree. I think it's a cracking piece of work.

I think Dr Pepper are safe - they won't have to give out several hundred million cans of their brown sugary water.

Hello Andy - welcome aboard chum!

A real slowburner of a band. I was less than impressed with them when they first came out but I quite enjoy them now.

Happy Birthday! Hope you're having a doozer!

Am I allowed to confess I've had this for a couple of weeks?

I have her album and there are some cracking tracks on there. Definitely one worth listening to.

Not only is she good with a camera, but she also doubles up as somewhere to park your bike.

I'm with Vern. I tend to wear what I feel comfortable in and while it's never "in" style, it's never outlandish so it's never "out" of style. I occasionally do things for a touch of individuality like wear my cherry red Doc Marten boots with a black suit and black shirt for the office, but that's just me playing silly sods.

Fuck me that's a pair of top bollocks.

Love it!

Completely agree with Umma. I initially wasn't impressed but heard stuff over a period and bought both of his albums having thought I'd wronged him - but I won't play them as he creeps me out a bit! Not heard what his stuff as part of Hercules & Love Affair is sounding like but can only guess it's similar.

Come on then, as I've returned after a long disappearance I will throw up my latest comedy photo for you to chuckle at. I've been described as a "French Paedophile" a "member of a gangster family" and "an Italian bank robber" by people viewing this photo. I'll let you make your own minds up.