Mister Spong

If they filmed me they'd not get much with my arse blocking the lense.

Are we suggesting the next wave of evil is going to come from India? And in their new motor car?

If anything I think it's long overdue.

Thanks Meth - it's good to be back chum.

She's a beauty! It is a she, right?

Ahhh oops - no I meant I got busy! I think the site looks fab! Has been too long. Last time I slept with the Queen she was fine thanks buddy. Have you got a steady a relationship with a moose yet, or are you still hopping from one to another?

So what does an Ox have to do to get a beer around here then? Erm, place looks a bit different since I was last here. Things got a little bit, erm, busy? I think.

Not a lot to see at Oxfest, but the locals are friendly. But not too friendly if you know what I mean.

What, the bottom of my garden? Shit you are one strange fella.....

If Bloc Party were playing at the bottom of my garden I'd draw the curtains....

Only when there's no chance of the wife catching me.

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Not really what you need to read after a shit day at work!

Not Ken! Hello Ken. Welcome back mate.

Apparently I hate everyone.

Thanks Umma. Just having a listen as we speak.

Dude - can I get a recommendation out of you for them? I've heard some stuff that I've thought to be sensational and some that I've thought to be crud and I think I need some help from someone that knows them a bit better. Ta.

Happy birthdays one and all!

Just 60%. :(

You think that's bad, you want to try seeing the full size cover on the news stand. I felt quite ill. :puke:

Whoa! Looks like I'd better get posting if I want to keep up!

Arse! How did I forget that one. Love that film!

It's on my list but I've not got there yet!

Not as big a movie fan as I should be, but here are a few of my faves: The Usual Suspect Reservoir Dogs Leon The Green Mile Fargo The Big Lebowski The Hudsucker Proxy Ferris Bueller's Day Off American Beauty The Shawshank Redemption Arlington Road Love Actually

You certainly had more hair that night we spent together.