Mister Spong

Hang on, let's forget all these then and nows for a minute (as great as they are - the Tiny Tim one made me spit it was that funny.) How the hell did Prince get into a basketball team? I've shat things taller than him!

I always said that tantric sex and eco warrior thing was just a front.... never trusted the bastards. And Copeland's eyes are too close together.

This might be just what I'm looking for. Have you tried it Dude?

Great band.... big fan of them.

Girls kissing. Fantastic!

Happy birthday chum!

7000 posts, and everyone a steaming pile of bullsh*t! Well done Red. Here's to many more chum!

Bovine Central will be a quiet one this weekend. Nothing planned!

Bought the album recently. Worth a listen.

I thought this was going to say that police had a potential suspect list of a couple of billion and described the suspect as being white, possibly black or maybe Asian and between 3'2 and 7'2!

It's your birthday dude! Have a great day! (always wanted to start a birthday thread on here!)

Busy day running about yesterday, today I'm uncabling everything in my office and recabling it having stripped out some stuff that I no longer use. Rock and roll lifestyle or what!

I second that. Happy birthday one and all!

Can't see it myself!

Can't see it myself!

That's not even subtle spamming Mr Universal Media Group Intern. See you've started coming over here now the other message board you've been hammering has cut you off....

Nice job!

It's Mooseraper's birthday? Hell there's going to be some sore cervine ass in the morning! Happy birthday chum. You have a cracker.

Dinner tomorrow night for a birthday and lunch Sunday cos we can. A nice lazy and fattening weekend.

I'm confused. It's now a FIVE letter word game!

I'd love to reunite the Beatles. Anyone got a shotgun?

Not sure. Which is nice cos it means I'm not definitely going to be working my spuds off!

Cracking pick Meth. She is an absolute first class babe.

I can't decided if I should be horrified or wetting myself with laughter at this one.....

Happy birthday!