Mister Spong

23 hours and no emails.

I can't get excited about this now we've sold it to Lenovo.

I shall test it with an otherwise unadvertised email account I use for emergencies.

Get yourself sorted soon chum!

Does it let me download illegal choons without the fuzz getting on my case? That's the only update I'm interested in!

Is that THE Poison? Bret Michaels and Unskinny Bop and all that? Fantastic if it is! 2 weeks to REM/Elbow. I am somewhat excited. This weekend is another of those lazy chillout weekends. Bit of sorting "stuff" but that's all.

They only steal your iPod if you've got a good playlist on.

Wouldn't surprise me. I reckon she had a big one put in when she had the operation done. I've got the equivalent of an inny belly button as well which doesn't help.

I feel sorry for everybody working. I used to do weekends and it stinks. :(

I've only heard Sharon Jones briefly but I've been very impressed with what I've heard.

The Bovine family have a very laid back weekend. All chores done and the weather isn't good enough to do any stuff in the garden - so it could well be a very lazy weekend! 3 weekends to go to REM!

I still worry about the size of Rihanna's dick.

I was about to call you some foul names for a couple of minutes.

Quality song from a quality album. Big horns up from The Ox.

Trust me Shawn, they were making advances. They knew that being Canadian you were up for sex with moose and bears and thought this would be a natural extension to your perversions!

He's a miserable turd. I rarely go to the cinema but I want to see this. I think it's going to be an absolute doozer.

I was thinking it was a masturbatory related incident that caused Meth's problems - I think the beer keg is just a ruse. Great to be back. I shall shufty about. Thanks gang!

Been away due to dead laptop and lack of access. Have I missed much?

Some interesting mentions there. Ox certainly recommends the following: Bon Iver Coldplay (yes, really - much more to it than previous efforts.) REM (best in years.) Vampire Weekend Weezer Elbow (I think this is a MUST "purchase". ;) ) The Black Keys James Hunter The Last Shadow Puppets Foals Counting Crows The Hold Steady isn't out in the UK yet but I'm expecting big things from it.

Expect this album to feature heavily in end of year "Best of" lists. It's phenomenal. Absolutely top drawer.

Happy birthday honey. Hope you're having a great day!

A lazy weekend at Bovine Central. We're off on holibobs next Thursday so a bit of last minute shopping and a lot of feet up. Rocks like hell!

I'm sure there is Dude... and if anyone can find it I'd love them forever. Twice. I've tried all sorts though and got nowhere, but logically it should fit with me.

I can't do jazz. I've tried loads and I'd love to love it but I just don't get it. :(

20 years! Congratulations! You know if you'd committed armed robbery you'd be free by now?