Fixin' The Coochie

[The Hunter]

Sheesh, and to think that all us guys have to use is a bong, a bit of scotch, and a lag screw, and we are back to saluting. PS girls i got a staple gun here, and am willing to only charge about half as much. Sorry about the rudeness of the post, but its just one of those nights. What the hell do they call this operation in public? Putting the snap back in the snapper?

[DudeAsInCool]

PS girls i got a staple gun here, and am willing to only charge about half as much.

[Malicious Intent]

The TV version of this a year or so ago was a much better report. "Designer Vagina".

Only Channel 4 could show prime time coochie by declaring it educational.

[The Hunter]

:rolleyes: Im soon releasing my new album entitled " Rock And Roll Coochie Ewww"

[slum_goddess]

oh my

[rainbowdemon]

Sheesh, and to think that all us guys have to use is a bong, a bit of scotch, and a lag screw, and we are back to saluting.

I'm not sure I want to know what you do witht the lag screw!!

:rotfl:

[Excrement_Cranium]

Now all we need is a surgery to make the old pole thick as a beer can and life will be perfect.... or not. :wha':

[The Hunter]

That last comment had me pondering something, and i finally had to comment seriously on this. All I have to say is, are these the same girls/women that called us insecure, and said that size doesnt matter?

[rainbowdemon]

That last comment had me pondering something, and i finally had to comment seriously on this. All I have to say is, are these the same girls/women that called us insecure, and said that size doesnt matter?

Has anyone ever heard the expression "it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway"?

Apparently this surgery is for that condition!!

[The Hunter]

To be honest it sounds like hillbilly version of "Confusious say that having sex with some women is like ringing oldfashoned alarm clock, clapper never hit both sides of bell at same time". :bigsmile:

[rainbowdemon]

To be honest it sounds like hillbilly version of "Confusious say that having sex with some women is like ringing oldfashoned alarm clock, clapper never hit both sides of bell at same time". :bigsmile:

:rotfl:

Same concept!!

[The Hunter]

Im probably going to get shot for this, but I still dont see why they have to keep messing with their tonsils? Me sneaks off vewwy vewwy quietwey.

[slum_goddess]

(and yes Hunter, they're prolly the 'size doesn't matter' chicks).

[Excrement_Cranium]

I've got it... I'm going to have 'ol johnnie shaped roughly like a tuna can... we'll see what size matters then.

[KiwiCoromandel]

(and yes Hunter, they're prolly the 'size doesn't matter' chicks).

they (chicks) just say that slum.....we all know that it`s not true..from what i hear size really does matter!........ :bigsmile:

[slum_goddess]

i wouldn't know

[Wolfie]

we all know that it`s not true..from what i hear size really does matter!

Ergo the need for the operation. You know what they say:"If the mountain will not come to Mohammad, Mohammad will go to the mountain." ;)

[Excrement_Cranium]

Ergo the need for the operation. You know what they say:"If the mountain will not come to Mohammad, Mohammad will go to the mountain." ;)

Or maybe Osama looking for a cave to hide in.... :psychofun:

[rastaX]

Hmmm, this whole size does/doesn't matter stuff, the thing is, there are two sets of organs that gotta match up. If there is a serious mismatch, then yea, it does matter. The gals who say bigger is better say so cause they need that, there are also many wimmin who can not accomodate too large a member. Short and thick will do the trick, but long and thin will always get in...........

hehe, God bless Dr. David Matlock....................

[Cerebral_Assassin]

Kinda reminds me of an old saying about tall women with short men...........

"When your nose to nose the toes are in, and when your toes to toes the nose is in."

[slum_goddess]

i'm height-impaired. having said that, all my BFs (apart from one) have been six-foot or over. i don't think height matters when you're horizontal but y'all's mileage may vary. :)