Elton John plans to marry longtime companion

[Malicious Intent]

Elton John plans to marry longtime companion

British pop legend Elton John plans to marry his longtime boyfriend David Furnish, saying he has "never been so happy".

"We haven't set a date and it surely won't be a big public ceremony but I would like to place my life in his hands with a wedding vow," the 57-year-old told German weekly celebrity magazine Gala.

"I have never been so happy."

John, who did not reveal in which country he planned to tie the knot, said he had lived for years "like a wild animal" with a lifestyle marked by drugs, alcohol, depression and suicide attempts.

"Today I am happy that person no longer exists."

He called the 40-year-old Canadian-born Furnish "the most important person in my life".

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[Kooperman]

Hope he's not planning a USA wedding. After 11 states approved anti-gay marriage laws, and after the religious right took absolute control of America last night, it's not out of the question that gay marriage will be punished by execution. One newly elected US Senator proposed that a while back, I believe.

[DudeAsInCool]

it's not out of the question that gay marriage will be punished by execution. One newly elected US Senator proposed that a while back, I believe.

:reallymad: :reallymad: :reallymad:

[Kooperman]

I wasn't exactly accurate in my statement, but what I recalled was implied:

If Oklahoma gay people deny Carson their votes, they don't win. Coburn wins, and then gay people lose. Coburn has said that the "gay agenda," as he calls it, "is the greatest threat to our freedom that we face today." He is against AIDS prevention for anyone who has sex outside of opposite-sex marriage, he is against all laws and rules that prohibit discriminating against gay people simply because they are gay, and if he favors the death penalty for abortion providers, you can just imagine what kind of anti-gay laws he'd pass if he thought he could.

http://friends.macjournals.com/mattd/caseagainstcarson

[method77]

maybe they should burn them in front of a crowd. They could cheer and throw things at them.

Then they could go back home and feel better now that the "the greatest threat to our freedom that they face today" is out of the way.

-And they accused the Taliban :angry:

[Wolfie]

Don't give them ideas. :rolleyes:

[Redneck4sure]

maybe they should burn them in front of a crowd.

Make sure you burn people downwind so as to avoid the smoke and smell.

[Wolfie]

Especially over here which there is historical precedent to start burning when the wind is blowing 30 miles-an-hour by the Forest Service. :rolleyes:

[Redneck4sure]

Tip: Do not let a burning person run through forest during droughts or on windy days. Unexpected serious negative results may follow.

[DudeAsInCool]

:rotfl:

[Wolfie]

Yea, all those Bush logging industry incentives would be going up in smoke.

[Redneck4sure]

If you cut down all the forest you reduce the chance of forest fires.

[Shawn]

In an unsurprising twist, my own province of Saskatchewan is expected to be the 7th province to legalize gay marriage by Friday.

"Give us your tired, huddled masses, yearning to .... [aside] they yearn to do what?[/aside]"

[Wolfie]

I forsee long immigration lines.

[slum_goddess]

good for saskatchewan; i'm glad you live in a progressively thinking place, Shawn. YAY CANADA! (which would be where we'd be thinking of moving if we weren't already here, and thank fuck for that).

i wish Elton John and his partner the best of luck (although i can't stand his music).

[Amber]

Good for him...hope this makes him happier :D

[Shawn]

Does somebody want to try to explain to me why google is serving these ads for this thread?

[method77]

[slum_goddess]

-And they accused the Taliban :angry:

i know--it's amazing to me.

[rainbowdemon]

Does somebody want to try to explain to me why google is serving these ads for this thread?

The bot saw this.

:(

a lifestyle marked by drugs, alcohol, depression and suicide attempts.

:wha':

[method77]

we are a bunch of suicide fucks :bigsmile:

Come on people, drink the conium with me like Socrates did!

[Kooperman]

I drank a Billy beer one time.

[Redneck4sure]

I think Billy Beer used a larger monkee than was in the coffee machine in the other thread. :rolleyes:

[DudeAsInCool]

I think Billy Beer used a larger monkee than was in the coffee machine in the other thread. :rolleyes:

Link you are referring to?

[Redneck4sure]

Link you are referring to?

This thread.

http://www.beatking.com/forums/index.php?s...c=9178&st=0&hl=