15 Biblical ways to find a wife

[Wolfie]

http://www.raptureready.com/humor/hb2.html

[DudeAsInCool]

You lookin'?

[Wolfie]

No, but I thought Redneck might need some help.

[slum_goddess]

[Redneck4sure]

I ain't lookin' for a wife. I got one now I can't get rid of.

[Wolfie]

I ain't lookin' for a wife. I got one now I can't get rid of.

I think there are few verses on that topic too. Gotta do more research on google.

[rainbowdemon]

8. Cut off 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife.

This way sounded good for a minute. But then, who wants to get involved with a family that has that many enemies!!

:angry:

[rainbowdemon]

9. Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll definitely find someone. (It's all relative of course.)

This one has potential, but I don't live in

West Virginia anymore!!

[Shawn]

13. Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It's not just a good idea, it's the law).

-- Onan and Boaz (Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth)

I'm leaving tomorrow to attend my aunt's funeral. At the death of her first husband,my uncle, his brother stepped in to marry her. Pretty biblical.

[Redneck4sure]

I think there are few verses on that topic too. Gotta do more research on google.

:good job:

Let me know what you find out. I've tried everything....choking, beating, kicking, starving, you name it. I even "cut her off" for ....oh.....about a day. Nothing worked.

[rainbowdemon]

:good job:

Let me know what you find out. I've tried everything....choking, beating, kicking, starving, you name it. I even "cut her off" for ....oh.....about a day. Nothing worked.

Found this on Google. You might be able to get a copy of it somewhere!!

[Amber]

My husband always tells people that I would kill him before letting him go because I'd hate to see him happy :evil: :rotfl:

[Redneck4sure]

Thanks rainbow, I'm on my way to blockbuster........... :D

[rainbowdemon]

It's actually a pretty good movie. Very funny!!

:D

[Redneck4sure]

I think I watched it yrs ago but not sure. I can't remember sh## anymore. All movies in our collection appear new to me every 90 days. :D

I don't need to buy new ones anymore. I have tons of movies I don't remember watching. :(

[Kooperman]

Any movie with Jack Lemmon in it gets at least 3 stars in my rating book.....

[slum_goddess]

I can't remember sh## anymore.  All movies in our collection appear new to me every 90 days. :D

I don't need to buy new ones anymore.  I have tons of movies I don't remember watching. :(

OMG, you're ME.

that's the upside to having a fucked memory, all my vids are like new to me when they come around on rotation again. (now seeing the 4th season of the sopranos like for the 20th time and it's still hilarious).

13. Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It's not just a good idea, it's the law).

-- Onan and Boaz (Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth)

would that be the same Onan who 'spilt his seed on the ground?' *snigger*

Edited October 29, 2004 by slum_goddess

[Redneck4sure]

13. Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It's not just a good idea, it's the law).

-- Onan and Boaz (Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth)

would that be the same Onan who 'spilt his seed on the ground?' *snigger*

You asking me?? How the Hell would I know? I read gun magazines.

[megabitch]

Yes he is! :yup:

In my language we know the word 'onaneren' for: to masturbate, and I looked in the Webster - in English there is also a word 'onanism' that means the same, as well as 'interrupted coition'. That book refers to Genesis.

BTW: I send a mail to my 26-year old son. :read this: Maybe it helps me getting a daughter-in-law (or a son-in-law, I don't mind, as long as it is human...)

Edited October 29, 2004 by megabitch