It's a bird, it's a plane.... it's a severed hand

[Shawn]

A boat party in an exclusive area of Long Island Sunday night was interrupted -- when a severed human hand mysteriously dropped out of the sky onto the deck of a boat, police said yesterday.

The bizarre incident occurred in the water just off the Lawrence Village Marina, where a group of boats had gathered to have a party.

One owner was in the cabin when "he heard a noise, goes out to check and finds the hand on the rear deck of the boat," said Nassau Detective Sgt. John Azzata. "At this point, we don't have a clue where it came from. It's a mystery."

apologies for the source

[cjules13]

Can't they fingerprint it???

damn, somebody's gotta be missing that!!!! That's crazy...

Edited June 9, 2004 by cjules13

[Umma]

all his life he wanted to be a deckhand...

[Shawn]

ouch ;) That be a bad pun. ;)

[DudeAsInCool]

all his life he wanted to be a deckhand...

[CTC Command]

Really have to HAND IT to Umma...she's pretty HANDY with them puns!

[KiwiCoromandel]

all he really needed was a hand up......

[DudeAsInCool]

damn, somebody's gotta be missing that!!!! That's crazy...

Guess who wont be participating in the next "Hands Across America"--maybe he can put a leg up instead

[MoonMan]

Hopefully the perpetrator of this heinous crime will hand over the rest of the body.

[Bombardier]

[Shawn]

I can't hand-le all of the humor.

[Kooperman]

I'd check out Paul McCartney on this mystery....on his Ram album he has a song which includes the line,

Hands across the water, Hands across the sky

[Redneck4sure]

This thread is better than some others, hands down. <_>