the lone ranger

[desdemona]

Subject: LONE RANGER

1949: LONE RANGER ~ Return with us to those thrilling days of

yesteryear......

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

The

Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of

the

Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill

you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." Chief nods

and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's

ear,

and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a

beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the

blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next

morning

the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.

You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two

days. What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak

to

his horse. Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's

ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over

the

horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again

this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the

blonde.

She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following

morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of

many

talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone." The

Chief

is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's

tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks

him square in the eye and says, "Listen carefully, for the last time, I

said: '"BRING POSSE!'"

[Umma]

:rotfl:

[jipper]

bwuhahaha

[Malicious Intent]

:lmfao:

^how is that not a smilie?

[jipper]

because it senses your n00bness

[Redneck4sure]

Is that horse for sale?

[Malicious Intent]

because it senses your n00bness

alternatingFU

^looks like this is a smilie Jip.

[ASUmusicMAN]

[joeyz]

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