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A restaurant in northeastern China that advertised illegal tiger meat dishes was found instead to be selling donkey flesh - marinated in tiger urine, a newspaper reported Thursday.

The Hufulou restaurant, located beside the Heidaohezi tiger reserve near the city of Hailin, had advertised stir-fried tiger meat with chilies for $98as well as liquor flavored with tiger bone for $74 a bottle, the China Daily reported.

Raw meat was priced at $864 per kilogram.

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like anyone's gonna know tiger pee from human pee. :lol:

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your own pee is totally sterile to you.

other people's pee is not, however.

There is also a hallucenigenic mushroom in Siberia whose psychotropic properties are passed entirely intact into the users urine. The plants can also be quite deadly if taken in the wrong quantity, a shamen who successfully tripped and didn't die can give their urine to another to drink, knowing that they won't die from it.

Thats what i have to say about drinking pee.

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like anyone's gonna know tiger pee from human pee. :lol:

cat pee vs human pee? C'mon, slum! It smells like...CAT PEE!

I don't drink either, but given a glass of both I think I could successfully identify which is which...

If you're not sure, c'mon over and smell the rug under my daughter's bed, where one of our stupid moron cats pissed sometime last night... <_>

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There is also a hallucenigenic mushroom in Siberia whose psychotropic properties are passed entirely intact into the users urine.

when i was a kid i read a book about how poor people in Turkey or thereabouts would drink richer people's pee cause they couldn't afford the hashish that the wealthy smoked...gah.

If you're not sure, c'mon over and smell the rug under my daughter's bed, where one of our stupid moron cats pissed sometime last night...  <_>

ooh lovely (i'm on my way, dude :lol: ). is s/he ill (the kitty, not your daughter)? or could it be he sprayed?

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