TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACKMETAL PICS OF ALL TIME

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME

(THE OTHER) TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME

:bigsmile: :rotfl: :good job: :yup: :D

[slum_goddess]

lol, i went to see WTF? and now i can't quit reading...i'll be back, this shit is funny

[slum_goddess]

3:

What exactly is going on here? Is this the new WWF tag-team? Demonaz looks like he's ready to swan-dive off the turnbuckle. And what is that leather guard holding his gut in? He's been drinking too much Smirnoff Ice (That's what they drink backstage by the way). Abbath looks like he just saw the fucking boogey man and doesnt know whether to run or stay and shit his pants.

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Fenriz (Darkthrone) is probably the most dramatic of all black metal-ers. In almost every choreographed photo, he's either kneeling in the woods, got his arms outstretched, or is looking into the sky, no doubt cursing Jesus for not giving him enough money to record a decent album.

2nd page: no. 5: AAAAGGGGHHHHHH! MY EEYYYYYES! damn, you shoulda put a warning! jesus!

Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit! Vrangsinn got back! If you’ve seen these guys live, you’d know they are totally tongue-in-cheek, (Vrangsinn saunters around the stage in a pair of black speedos) but I never expected to actually see the cheeks! My freaking eyes! That is the flabbiest, cottage-cheesiest abomination of the flesh I have ever witnessed. It looks like a giant slab of weathered and pitted marble. Only Satan himself knows what foul contents have been purged from those unholy haunches, especially after night of drinking cheap beer. Rad! And what the hell could Natte possibly be doing? Taking core samples?

i can't read this anymore. :nope: and y'know something? i'm totally awake now. (i totally blame you, rainbowdemon)

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Well the shoes/boots are at least cool...

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?...15FEC3186571828

[method77]

ahahahaha!

[CTC Command]

I know Gwar isn't Black Metal, but I think this has to be one of the most ridiculous pictures ever displayed on an album cover...

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

I happen to like that CD.

But that's on the back. Here's the front:

[KiwiCoromandel]

nice one L.O.T.D.......

my personal favs......

" Fenriz (Darkthrone) is probably the most dramatic of all black metal-ers. In almost every choreographed photo, he's either kneeling in the woods, got his arms outstretched, or is looking into the sky, no doubt cursing Jesus for not giving him enough money to record a decent album. "

Old Man's Child

" Damn right these guys look old. They're all fucking bald! Did Crowbar turn into a black metal band when I wasn't looking? Apparently baldness has found a niche in the black metal scene. It's ok to be bald if you're in a black metal band because being bald evidently means you are evil. And don't wear your own band's t-shirt to the fucking photo shoot dude, that's just a metal fopaux. "

very cool..... :)

[method77]

I remember posting a Lizzy Borden cover in that horrible cover thread

[slum_goddess]

I remember

i don't i have no memory of posting my posts up there

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

I remember posting a Lizzy Borden cover in that horrible cover thread

For me, this was prolly his best album ever...

[paulrawnerve]

immortal are the most ridiculous looking band around! i used to love their old music as well, but they turned as poor as they look late on.

[paulrawnerve]

in fact, following on from that..

look at this gallery..

160 pictures of photoshopped immortal funniness!

http://www.rawnervepromotions.co.uk/index....17_sectionid=26

[DudeAsInCool]

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

lol