Redneck Knocks Off 5000 Posts!

[DudeAsInCool]

Not to be outdone by his liberal counterpart in New Zealand, our Texas redneck brother hit 5000 posts when we werent looking. Woohoooooo, Redneck! :scratchin: Keep the laughs a coming - you always make my day, despite your goat fetish!

[slum_goddess]

congratulations, redneck--you always make my day despite your obsession w/liberals and i admire your obsessive-compulsiveness in reducing every topic down to dissing your wife.

[slum_goddess]

or guns.

[KiwiCoromandel]

good on you mate....love your sense of humour, your southern power surfing and your sheep suzie..... :bigsmile:

[Wolfie]

Congrates man. :bigsmile:

[method77]

well done red

thanks for all the laughs

[Kooperman]

To celebrate this momentous event Redneck went and got a new tattoo.....

[Potato]

congrats redneck.. your posts always amuse me (whether or not they're intended to) :)

[Malicious Intent]

As crap as DAIC has made it look, congrads on the big 5 0 0 0.

[Shawn]

:dancin:

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Congratulations RN4S! :good job:

You'll never catch Dude though. He drives a faster car.

:psychofun:

[moodyblue]

Congrats, my Redneck friend, on 5,000 posts!!!! :hyper: :hyper:

[Redneck4sure]

Thanks y'all.

SG, I would love to have that mailbox.

Potato and Method, I have long suspected that folks weren't laughing with me, they are laughing at me. Luckily for all of you, I am insensitive.

Koop, I would like to have a tattoo like that but I don't have the body for it. On me the cow would look too skinny.

Kiwi, let me know when you are going to date Suzie. I don't let just anybody go out with her.

Dude is in a category all by himself and nobody will be his equal. Then again I never met anybody that wanted to be wrong all the time. If I do catch up with Dude's fast car at a red light I will drive over it with my Suburban. I will help him field test the air bag system. I wouldn't want him driving around unsure if the air bag will properly deploy in case he had an accident.

Thanks again everyone. :)

[slum_goddess]

here's something for you and/or your poor wife. :)

from here ('...Ride 'em, cowboy! Don't shoot too quick with the awesome gunslinger vibe. Powerful and smooth, this vibe will fit easily in your holster, and if you are quick on the draw you can reach high speeds in a matter of seconds. Gives new meaning to the phrase "spread 'em". Variable speed...')

[Redneck4sure]

She's used to a VERY large caliber. ;)

[DudeAsInCool]

She's used to a VERY large caliber. ;)

Too bad it aint loaded

[Redneck4sure]

She's used to a VERY large caliber. ;)

Too bad it aint loaded

Too bad it ain't mine.

[DudeAsInCool]

She's used to a VERY large caliber. ;)

Too bad it aint loaded

Phewww - I was worred there for a second. That randy goat of yours has a mighty kick - glad you arent getting plowed for infigoatdelity

[Redneck4sure]

I think while I'm out back doing the goat, she is around front doing the horse.

[DudeAsInCool]

I think while I'm out back doing the goat, she is around front doing the horse.

Makes sense she is into ho' s :hyper:

[slum_goddess]