Texan dies after wife administers sherry enema

[KiwiCoromandel]

Texan dies after wife administers sherry enema

February 3, 2005 - 1:03PM

A Texas woman has been indicted for criminally negligent homicide for causing her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, a police detective said today.

Tammy Jean Warner, 42, gave Michael Warner two large bottles of sherry on May 21, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 per cent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas, police detective Robert Turner in Lake Jackson, Texas, told the Houston Chronicle.......

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http://www.smh.com.au/news/World/Texan-die...7228819966.html

Edited February 3, 2005 by kiwibank

[Wolfie]

I think they both deserved what the got for being total dumbasses.

[DudeAsInCool]

Is Redneck OK - we havent heard from him recently

[Wolfie]

Don't worry, I don't think Redneck even knows what sherry is.

The only sherry Redneck knows lives three trailers down.

[Kooperman]

Is Redneck OK - we havent heard from him recently

He only allows his wife to administer gunpowder enemas......much like a muzzle loader gun procedure

[DudeAsInCool]

Don't worry, I don't think Redneck even knows what sherry is.

He probably thinks its that song by The 4 Seasons :rotfl:

[Wolfie]

Damn Dude, you quote before I had a chance to edit!!!

How did you get so fast?

[DudeAsInCool]

How did you get so fast??!?!?!?!

Reflexes..and the power of the Beast

[Redneck4sure]

The only sherry Redneck knows lives three trailers down.

Yep and she tastes like vanilla. ;)

[Redneck4sure]

He only allows his wife to administer gunpowder enemas......much like a muzzle loader gun procedure

yep Koop, and it's real blast!

Now playing: Fo seesuns - sherrie :)

[slum_goddess]

youse guys crack me up

[KiwiCoromandel]

We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said.

"These were at least 1.5-litre bottles."

yeehaa..that`s what i call a dedicated drinker...

:drunk:

[rainbowdemon]

He only allows his wife to administer gunpowder enemas......much like a muzzle loader gun procedure

His farts must be awesome!!

[Shawn]

He only allows his wife to administer gunpowder enemas......much like a muzzle loader gun procedure

Sadly I visualized him being tamped with a house plunger like a cannon.

I'll probably never be right again.

[slum_goddess]

rainbowdemon and Shawn. oh...and Redneck. :)

[Redneck4sure]

His farts must be awesome!!

They can be heard for blocks. :bigsmile:

[Redneck4sure]

Sadly I visualized him being tamped with a house plunger like a cannon.

I'll probably never be right again.

Can you imagine how my wife feels?

[Amber]

what morons... I think that'll learn um

[Redneck4sure]

what morons... I think that'll learn um

It'll learn her. He is past learnin'. :psychofun:

[Amber]

It'll learn her. He is past learnin'. :psychofun:

Some lessons are hard learnt..... :bigsmile: And hurt like hell too!

[Redneck4sure]

Some lessons are hard learnt..... :bigsmile: And hurt like hell too!

True! some of 'em leave a scar.

[Cerebral_Assassin]

When will people ever learn, that's an outtie hole not an innie hole.......enema's are for perv's.

[slum_goddess]

When will people ever learn, that's an outtie hole not an innie hole.......enema's are for perv's.

[Redneck4sure]

When will people ever learn, that's an outtie hole not an innie hole.......enema's are for perv's.

And apparently for alcoholics.