Mister Spong

Ahhh that's better. Wicked! ;)

I can't get it to work. (

Sounds about right amigo. Let's put it this way... she'd never suffer from a protein deficiency while I was about..... Sorry - I'll get me coat!

I quite like Mariah - if you don't take her singing into account. And as for her breasts I think she's got a cracking figure. As we say round these parts "I would". :P

Let me see if I can get a mate of mine to post up here. He's a genius photographer and has just bought a beast of a new camera. Watch this space amigo.

Only got one mate potentially caught up in it and he rang me about 30 seconds after I texted him asking why everyone was harassing him and his 5 colleagues while they were driving down a motorway through Belgium! It's certainly been one hell of a day.

Just changing the subject for a moment check out StumbleUpon - it's one of the most entertaining ways to waste hours on the 'net that I've found so far!

Oh crap. I used to use TVtome all the time. :( Keep me posted if you find an alternative.

I've been using it for a while and have been quite impressed with it thus far..... looks like I might be very much the minority though!

What a load of old bilge. I'm not a massive Coldplay fan - that's more the wife's territory, but the new album is a piece of genius - mo exaggeration. Play it from start to finish and you'll be listening to a great album - and I think to appreciate it properly that's what you need to do.

Ahhh bollocks. Sorry I've not spotted this sooner - I've had a 'mare of a week (although nothing to compare with yours). Hope things get sorted for you Mike. If there's anything I can do to help - even if it's just to talk then let me know. Look after yourself buddy and get in touch when you can. N.

"Honestly officer, this guy called Ken told me to do it. No I don't know a great deal more about him other than his name was Ken but he said to do it and he knows a lot of stuff so I thought it was okay." :D

Elle - if you want a "third person" to drive the two of you further apart I'll do it!

This presents something of a dilemma.... after all which leg does the dog cock, and which one of it's knobs does it lick? No wonder the poor little sod is confused.....

That t-shirt looks like it's come from the fantastic guys at www.tshirthell.com. Word of warning though - if you visit the site there are some very offensive shirts on there!

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The excellent Magic Numbers. :good job:

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Well done that gal. Do I get a thread when I reach 150 posts? :D

Hope you're having a stunning day.

Agreed - it's absolutely immense. I've just played it for the first time and it blew me away. I'm not the biggest Coldplay fan in the world, but this is a pretty special album and deserves every accolade it will undoubtedly win.

Just 16% - which apparently makes me too straight for today's world!

I'm afraid it's a sad sign of how things are going in the world today. Have a look at this one: More: Sky News Sky News 2 Frightening that a group of children could try and hang another little one. It really makes you fear for the future of things that this sort of thing is becoming more and more common.