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Bash Top 100 Quotes :rotfl:

[Warflower]

hey baby, whats up?

umm....nothing?

So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?

Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?

Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

[Redneck4sure]

#23601 +(5609)- [X]

what should I give sister for unzipping?

Um. Ten bucks?

no I mean like, WinZip?

The list has a couple of rednecks on it. :D

[method77]

YOU ALL SUCK DICK

er.

hi.

A common typo.

the keys are like right next to each other.

[CTC Command]

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right

BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...

BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH

BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU

BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES

BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY

BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES

BlackAdder> IN FACT

BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW

BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE

BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG

*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*

*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right

CRCError> right

heartless> Right.

r3v> right

[method77]

[Warflower]

[Tiremonkey2000]

hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

Sounds just like my wife

OOPS Didnt know she was behind me head hurts now

Edited November 21, 2004 by Tiremonkey2000

[Ken]

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right

BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...

BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH

BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU

BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES

BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY

BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES

BlackAdder> IN FACT

BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW

BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE

BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG

*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*

*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right

CRCError> right

heartless> Right.

r3v> right

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[Redneck4sure]

Tiremonkey, I see you found her. Don't you just hate it when that happens? :)

[Warflower]

Ken, like the avatar... :good job:

[Tiremonkey2000]

Yea i need too put a mirror on my desk so i can keep an eye out

[Redneck4sure]

Ken, like the avatar... :good job:

Nice hat too.

Tiremonkee, where my computer is located there is no sneaking up from behind. It's a gun nut redneck thing. Watch your back. :shootin:

[CTC Command]

My girlfriend got thrown out of a chatroom in WinMX for telling this one...

Im going to be the next hitler

Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown

why the clown

See? no one cares about the jews

lmao

[Warflower]

My girlfriend got thrown out of a chatroom in WinMX for telling this one...

Im going to be the next hitler

Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown

why the clown

See? no one cares about the jews

lmao

:hyper:

[CTC Command]

#261501 +(4180)- [X]

the "bishop" came to our church today

he was a fucken impostor

never once moved diagonally

:rotfl:

#77904 +(4031)- [X]

67% of girls are stupid

i belong with the other 13%

:psychofun:

[Redneck4sure]

#4753 +(6929)- [X]

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

That is too cool. I will send that one to Bush. By 2008 there won't be half as many Democrats left.

[Tiremonkey2000]

what the fuck is wtf

:rotfl:

[Warflower]

That is too cool. I will send that one to Bush. By 2008 there won't be half as many Democrats left.

Don't get me started.... :evil:

[Redneck4sure]

That is too cool.  I will send that one to Bush.  By 2008 there won't be half as many Democrats left.

Don't get me started.... :evil:

:kissy face: I'm sorry.

[Warflower]

That is too cool.  I will send that one to Bush.   By 2008 there won't be half as many Democrats left.

Don't get me started.... :evil:

:kissy face: I'm sorry.

:P ;)

[slum_goddess]

That is too cool.  I will send that one to Bush.  By 2008 there won't be half as many Democrats left.

Don't get me started.... :evil:

:kissy face: I'm sorry.

no you're not.

[Redneck4sure]

I'm about as sorry as they come. Want references?

[Shawn]

My girlfriend got thrown out of a chatroom in WinMX for telling this one...

Im going to be the next hitler

Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown

why the clown

See? no one cares about the jews

lmao

I believe the appreciation of that joke is pretty subjective.

I find it cruel, cold. I can take a joke as well as the next guy, but the wholesale slaughter of millions of people doesn't catch too many chuckles from me.

[bmc]

oh man

I was opening a coke, right

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and it exploded

ALMOST all over my keyboard

but I got it away just in time

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