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[bmc]

It seems you have been leading two lives, Mr. Anderson. In one life, you are Robert Anderson, assistant cook at a Jack in the Box in Mesquite....in the other...you go by the chat alias "Randerson"...spreading homosexual propoganda, lying, and being a generally immature pest...

One of these...has a future.

LMAO OMFG where's the phone, I have to tell Dean about this

How can you use the phone when you cannot...speak?

*** AgentSmith sets mode: +m

[bmc]

lol

I download something from Napster

And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done

I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"

"getting my song back fucker"

he im sorry just posing my favs as i read them

[bmc]

docsigma2000: jesus christ man

docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead

c8info: Why?

docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE

docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE

docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts

c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.

docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK

docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???

docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much

c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.

docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.

docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead

c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.

** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

[bmc]

d-_-b

how u make that inverted b?

wait

never mind

[CTC Command]

#4753 +(6929)- [X]

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

That is too cool. I will send that one to Bush. By 2008 there won't be half as many Democrats left.

and NO republicans