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Did Prince Philip Fart?


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this is the demonstration that all make it :D :D :D and I think the queen does it with great loudness, like a far thunder....ahauaahaahah!!

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Yes. But the point I was trying to make is that the Americans have no idea who the young British "bludger" was any more than the British would know the American "bludgers".

what's a 'bludger'?

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Yes. But the point I was trying to make is that the Americans have no idea who the young British "bludger" was any more than the British would know the American "bludgers".

don't compare the two. The british royal family is probably the most famous family in the world. I was laughing as well when you said "Kid at the back"

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Well, I don't know who in the hell he is!!

:icon_mad:

Prince Harry... one of the bludgers in line to be King if the other couple of bludgers in line before him drop dead or abdicate. Son of Prince Charles and Princess Di.... hopefully you'll have heard of them :)

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Some quotes from Prince Philip:

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed. (1981)

* Said during the 1981 recession

You are a woman, aren't you? (1984)

* Said in Kenya to a native woman who had presented him with a small gift.

If you stay here much longer, you'll all get slitty-eyed. (1986)

* Said to British students in China

If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it. (1986)

* Said at a World Wildlife Fund meeting

You can't have been here that long - you haven't got a pot belly. (1993)

* Said to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test? (1995)

* Said to a driving instructor in Scotland

It looks like it was put in by Indians. (1999)

* Said after he saw a poorly constructed fusebox

Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf. (1999)

* Said to young deaf people in Cardiff, referring to a school's steel band

Do you still throw spears at each other? (2002)

* To an Aboriginal man on Australia's Tjapukai Aboriginal Cultural Park

Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now? (2002)

* Said to a blind woman with a guide dog

If you travel as much as we do you appreciate how much more comfortable aircraft have become. Unless you travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly. (2002)

* Commenting during the Jubilee tour

You look like you're ready for bed!

* Said to the President of Nigeria, who was dressed in traditional robes

And what exotic part of the world do you come from?

Lord Taylor: I'm from Birmingham. (1999)

* An exchange with Lord Taylor of Warwick, who is black

"Brazilians live there"

* Prince Philip on the "key problem" facing Brazil

"People usually say that after a fire it is water damage that is the worst. We are still trying to dry out Windsor Castle."

* Said to a Lockerbie man after his house was destroyed by the Pan Am flight in the 1993 terrorist attack.

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I had no idea he was such a bigoted jerk - no wonder Diana left him.

Ummm she was married to his son...

I give up... this who's who thing is obviously hopeless!! :lol:

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