10 Most Welcome Movie Deaths

[DudeAsInCool]

http://www.stylusmagazine.com/feature.php?ID=2203

[Shawn]

06. Steven Seagal in Executive Decision.

Like a fantasy come true, the warrior monk plummets to his death. Even then, he couldn’t muster a different expression. Also appears on Top Ten Unexpected Movie Deaths.

They were way off on #1.

[DudeAsInCool]

The guy is an asshole. I once had a meeting at his house - he ate and drank in front of us the whole time w/o offering us anything.

[Redneck4sure]

The guy is an asshole. I once had a meeting at his house - he ate and drank in front of us the whole time w/o offering us anything.

I wouldn't offer you a damn thing either, cheap ass liberal! Go buy your own damn lunch and quit mooching.

Liberals....geez! always looking for a handout.... :wha':

[DudeAsInCool]

I wouldn't offer you a damn thing either, cheap ass liberal! Go buy your own damn lunch and quit mooching.

Liberals....geez! always looking for a handout.... :wha':

Go screw a sheep, you neo-con!

[method77]

he is correct in one

unexpected: John Travolta, Pulp Fiction

[Excrement_Cranium]

They filmed some of the "Alaksa" footage in the Cascades here in Washington for the movie On Deadly Ground and some of my mother's side of the family (Yakama Indians) were picked up as some of the "eskimoes" for the movie.

They actually had a great time with Seagal, and he hooked them up with a decent amount of contacts.

Then again, that was when he had a carreer, and it was on the shoot.

[Redneck4sure]

I wouldn't offer you a damn thing either, cheap ass liberal!  Go buy your own damn lunch and quit mooching.

Liberals....geez!  always looking for a handout.... :wha':

Go screw a sheep, you neo-con!

I did. She liked it.

[Ken]

09. Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio in The Abyss.

In a movie full of annoying characters, we are briefly rewarded when Mastrantonio drowns in front of her ex-husband. Unfortunately the fool magically brings her back, whilst twitchy villain Michael Biehn is disappointingly blown up.

Biehn always dies.

He survived "American Dragons", but the movie sucked so bad he probably wished he had died.

[Ken]

04. Macaulay Culkin in My Girl.

In a shrewd move, director Zieff cashes in on the Home Alone star’s unpopularity; adults rejoice as the despicable moppet gets stung to death by bees. Hooray!

03. Keanu Reeves in Matrix Revolutions.

No, he’s not Jesus, he’s just a very annoying kung fu version of Ted Theodore Logan. This comes only after six hours of Matrix-related nonsense, i.e. not nearly soon enough.

02. Leonardo diCaprio in Titanic.

Despite acting like a plank of wood, he still can’t float. Only misses the number one spot because Celine Dion doesn’t go down with the ship too.

01. Bruce Willis in Armageddon.

All those people are not breathing a sigh of relief that Earth has been saved, you know. It’s because crustacean Willis finally cops it. Now if only he hadn’t taken the place of Affleck…

That's a nice list.