Simpson, Lachey Officially Separate

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, who turned mid-level music careers into Hollywood superstardom by celebrating their marriage in an MTV reality show and television specials, are calling it quits after months of persistent breakup rumors.

The couple announced their separation Wednesday.

"After three years of marriage, and careful thought and consideration, we have decided to part ways," they said in a joint statement released by their publicists. "This is the mutual decision of two people with an enormous amount of respect and admiration for each other."

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[Shawn]

I can't write my honest opinion because I've begun to swing into so far misogyny that my own opinions look ridiculous.

[Excrement_Cranium]

I will selflessly volunteer to help Jessica get through the tough times ahead by being her "rebound guy."

[method77]

Shocking news! I won't be able to get any sleep this week

[AnalogKid]

Hopefully she'll find someone else to marry who can afford to buy her some new clothes ... she's obviously outgrown that sweater and skirt (the skirt looks like it has a tear in it too).

[method77]

Hopefully she'll find someone else to marry who can afford to buy her some new clothes ... she's obviously outgrown that sweater and skirt (the skirt looks like it has a tear in it too).

:rotfl:

oh and...

[DudeAsInCool]

A friend of mine who knows that Nick dude says they broke up over a year ago, but delayed the announcement because the breakup occurred during one of their holiday tv specials. I know the mainstream press has gone downhill over the last several years, but I thought the gossip media was a lot betterr than investigating people's lives than they actually are

[Wolfie]

It was bound to happen. You can go so far in marriage with cleavage power. The best set of boobs will eventually get old after so much use. At some point personality and brains has to kick in to keep things going.

[Redneck4sure]

Wolfie, you are sick.

[slum_goddess]

[DudeAsInCool]

It was bound to happen. You can go so far in marriage with cleavage power. The best set of boobs will eventually get old after so much use. At some point personality and brains has to kick in to keep things going.

Obviously you have never lived in Hollywood. There is such a thing as plastic surgery

[Redneck4sure]

I have just two words on that subject. silly cone :bigsmile:

[DudeAsInCool]

You missed an 's', Red

[Redneck4sure]

True!

[Excrement_Cranium]

Wolfie, you are sick.

I agree.

The personality of cleavage can be amplified by nightly beer.

[Wolfie]

Wolfie, you are sick.

Reading my post again, I must have been really drunk last night.

[Redneck4sure]

Reading my post again, I must have been really drunk last night.

If it affected my brain that way I would quit drinking.

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Simpson Files for Divorce From Lachey

LOS ANGELES - There will be no romantic reunion — Jessica Simpson filed for divorce Friday from former boy band star Nick Lachey. The couple jointly announced their separation Nov. 23 following months of rumors that their tabloid-friendly relationship had soured.

Simpson cited irreconcilable differences in a divorce petition filed in Los Angeles Superior Court. The couple had no prenuptial agreement and in the petition, Simpson asked the court not to grant Lachey spousal support.

They have no children.

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