Ted Nugent for Governor?

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Is Ted Nugent planning to hang up his guitar and get into politics? It looks like that's a good possibility, according to the New York Times. Nugent told the paper that he was "99 percent ready" to run for governor of his home state of Michigan next year, but he's decided to hold off until the 2010 election. He said, "Even though Michigan needs me desperately — the pimps and the whores and the welfare brats need to be introduced to my crowbar — I think I would be better fortified and my family would be better fortified for the campaign, if I decided to do so, five years from now." Nugento claimed that he consulted with and had the support of current and former Republican governors including John Engler of Michigan, George Pataki of New York, Mike Huckabee of Arkansas, and Rick Perry of Texas.

Read entire story here.

[Redneck4sure]

I hate to say this about a fellow redneck and gun nut but he is an idiot.

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

Someone's just jealous. :D

[Redneck4sure]

Not me. He's a tittie baby. Even my wife can put so many knots on his head he wouldn't know which one to rub first.

[DudeAsInCool]

Not me. He's a tittie baby. Even my wife can put so many knots on his head he wouldn't know which one to rub first.

:good job:

[Redneck4sure]

Seriously, I think old Ted is too much of a loud mouth and an egomaniac to get very many votes. It will be interesting to watch if he does run and may even be funny as Hell. :)

[Kooperman]

loud mouth......egomaniac....... Hell

reminds me of somebody...

[Excrement_Cranium]

We've had loudmouths, maniacs, and idiots running the country for so long, why not one with a gun and bloodlust?

Wait....

[Ken]

He could be governor of Texas; that's about it.

[Guest .::BeatFactory::.]

uhhh .... no.

[Wolfie]

Why not? We had Jessie the Body, the Terminator and Dumbo (illustrated in Koop's post) for governer. Why not the psycho Robin Hood?

People are kinda used to voting for unqualified loudmouth idiots. <_>

[slum_goddess]

We've had loudmouths, maniacs, and idiots running the country for so long, why not one with a gun and bloodlust?

Wait....