worst song lyrics ever?

[grab_grab_the_haddock]

I've just been listening to public enemy "don't believe the hype" and the lyric goes "I see the tape recorder and I grab it, no you can't have it back silly rabbit".

Then there's this other one by the beatles that goes "I'm sorry that I doubted you, that was so unfair, you were in a car crash and you lost your hair"

What's the worst song lyric you have heard?

Edited September 30, 2005 by grab_grab_the_haddock

[DudeAsInCool]

I always found American Pie to be grating to my ears - who cares if they drove a chevy to the levee, when you cant get past the music

[method77]

there is a greek song that goes, "Don't worry if I have period, I have another entrance". In greek it rhymes.

That's not some song made for fun. It was a huge hit by some sorry ass pop female singer.

btw what's Greece and Ukraine have to do with this?

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

One of my peeves happens to be Quiet Riot's "Metal Health (Bang Your Head)." The line that says "Fill the Crack" has to be one of the lamest fillers I've ever heard. Great song though.

:psychofun:

[grab_grab_the_haddock]

there is a greek song that goes, "Don't worry if I have period, I have another entrance". In greek it rhymes.

That's not some song made for fun. It was a huge hit by some sorry ass pop female singer.

btw what's Greece and Ukraine have to do with this?

Oh, I just put that in there for your enjoyment.

[KiwiCoromandel]

one of the worst, whinging, whining, shithouse songs ever written..........it`s that fucking bad that they couldn`t even get anyone to own up to writing it......

I Just Died in your Arms Tonight....(i wish)

*performed, and possibly written, (by) Cutting Crew......

I keep looking for something I can't get

Broken hearts lie all around me

And I don't see an easy way out of this

Her diary, it sits on the bedside table

The curtains are closed, the cat's in the cradle

Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this

CHORUS:

Oh, I just died in your arms tonight

It must've been something you said,

I just died in your arms tonight

Oh, I just died in your arms tonight

It must've been some kind of kiss

I should've walked away, I should've walked away

Is there any just cause for feeling like this

On the surface I'm a name on a list

I try to be discreet, but then blow it again

I've lost and found, it's my final mistake

She's loving by proxy, no give and all take

'Cause I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times

CHORUS

It was a long hot night

She made it easy, she made it feel right

But now it's over, the moment is gone

I followed my hands, not my head,

I know I was wrong

CHORUS......God no please..no more......

[Excrement_Cranium]

there is a greek song that goes, "Don't worry if I have period, I have another entrance". In greek it rhymes.

That's not some song made for fun. It was a huge hit by some sorry ass pop female singer.

btw what's Greece and Ukraine have to do with this?

Sounds like a song celebrating blowjob week.

[Excrement_Cranium]

I always found American Pie to be grating to my ears - who cares if they drove a chevy to the levee, when you cant get past the music

But that was the day.... the music...... died.