Woman Tore off Ex-Lover's Testicle

[Shawn]

A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.”

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[Shawn]

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.”

Because, you know, lots of people's testicles were floating around the room.

[bmc]

:horny: no more

[method77]

now That is pain

[Amber]

Oh my...... bet he's kinda pissed right about now huh?

[rainbowdemon]

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.”

Because, you know, lots of people's testicles were floating around the room.

Got to be sure it's the correct one.

(Notice avoidance of the word "right")

btw/ Fantastic avatar, Amber. I've always liked Marilyn!!

[Amber]

I wasn't gonna comment on this but now I have to LOL. I have a male friend who has had "one" removed and it just so happened to be the "right" one so now we tell him we always knew he was WRONG!

Thanks, I made that by my own self :bigsmile: I just learned how to use the animation shop. I am fascinated by her....I will eventually have a "Marilyn" room.

[rainbowdemon]

I guess there's a Yahoo group for just about everything!!

[DudeAsInCool]

That woman had 'balls', well...at least one

[Redneck4sure]

I'm glad I'm not involved.

[the70mphshit]

why?.........lol

EDIT: i mean why? as in......why the hell did she have to rip off a nut....lol

Edited January 13, 2005 by the70mphshit

[DudeAsInCool]

why?.........lol

EDIT: i mean why? as in......why the hell did she have to rip off a nut....lol

Why nut?

[Redneck4sure]

Well, I guess he is only half a man but now she is as much a man as he is.

[DudeAsInCool]

Well, I guess he is only half a man but now she is as much a man as he is.

It takes balls to know for sure

[method77]

I wasn't gonna comment on this but now I have to LOL. I have a male friend who has had "one" removed and it just so happened to be the "right" one so now we tell him we always knew he was WRONG!

[Amber]

Lmfao at this entire thread! :psychofun: :rotfl:

[Warflower]

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.”

Because, you know, lots of people's testicles were floating around the room.

OMG!!!! :rotfl:

[Warflower]

why?.........lol

EDIT: i mean why? as in......why the hell did she have to rip off a nut....lol

Why nut?

I CAN'T.... Dude! :gigglin:

[slum_goddess]

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.”

Because, you know, lots of people's testicles were floating around the room.

and y'know...there might've been confusion. :lol:

[Redneck4sure]

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.”

It's always nice to have friends who will return your balls when they find them misplaced or stolen. :)

[slum_goddess]

hey, if you want, i can introduce you to a chick who cuts them off after busting them (and wears them as earrings). just say the word, dude.

[Redneck4sure]

Introduce her Dude for 2 reasons.

1: He needs a date.

2: There are too many liberals so they shouldn't reproduce.

:)

[Wolfie]

It's always nice to have friends who will return your balls when they find them misplaced or stolen. :)

Either that or check the Lost and Found. ;)

[slum_goddess]

Introduce her Dude for 2 reasons.

i was talking to YOU, dude.

[Redneck4sure]

i was talking to YOU, dude.

I know......and I was talking to YOU.

It is widely know that I don't cull much but I will let Dude have this one. :bigsmile: