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  1. The Rogue Nation of Defecatia is a large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed population of 20 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

    The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass -- is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Education and Defence are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 41%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, followed by Book Publishing and Uranium Mining.

    Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, military spending is on the increase, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Defecatia's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Terd.

    Defecatia is ranked 1st in the region and 2,972nd in the world for Most Liberal Nations.

    For all my jailing of extreme political groups.... I am still the most liberal nation in the region. WTF.

    The rest of ya went w/ dubya, and banned boys kissing, didn't ya?

  2. The Songs I've heard lately from the new album seem lacking their old energy and sound..

    They were shying away a bit from the old "rap-rock" sound.

    God forbid a generation that grew up listening to Guns 'n Roses alongside Run DMC should enjoy hard guitars and lyrical delivery.

    What's next? Country Rock?

    Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... wait. They already do that.

    Country-rap?

    Bah! Done?

    Peanut butter and jelly in the same jar?

    Antichrist!

    (it really is)

  3. The Rogue Nation of Defecatia is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 5 million love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

    The enormous, socially-minded government devotes most of its attentions to Social Welfare, with areas such as Law & Order and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 36%, but much higher for the wealthy. A small private sector is led by the Cheese Exports industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Gambling.

    Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control. Defecatia's national animal is the sloth and its currency is the terd.

    :p

  4. Once again Rainbow, I say that if these "mainstream artists" are the ones forming your opinion of Hip-Hop, it's like judging rock music based on Creed.

    Hopefully it's just those kids with their boomboxes waking you up from your 4pm nap that makes you hate it.

    :p

  5. A Quagmire?

    Giggity Giggity!

    It could be backing music on a movie. On the downside, it would sound like an in-house job.

    Could work as Video-Game music, too. Which is in no way a bad thing, as it ain't like the 16-bit days.

  6. One challenge in any reconstruction, though, will be balancing the interests of various constituencies. The first time around, researchers were able to toil away in their labs quietly. Industry is playing a bigger role this time, and law enforcement is bound to make its needs for wiretapping known.

    There's no evidence they are meddling yet, but once any research looks promising, "a number of people (will) want to be in the drawing room," said Jonathan Zittrain, a law professor affiliated with Oxford and Harvard universities. "They'll be wearing coats and ties and spilling out of the venue."

    Hmmm... I wonder who's funding the reconstruction.

  7. The roots made my top 5 :)

    The Roots are the future.

    Why? Because they are Rap's version of The Greatful Dead or Phish... they are forever on tour. In ten years they played over 3000 live shows.

    Screw spoiled TRL brats.

  8. I think you've been hearing too much Snoop, Rainbow.

    Here's the goods:

    Gym Class Heroes - Papercuts:

    The Roots - The Seed 2.0 (which I can listen to endlessly)

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