Protect Your Scrotum

[DudeAsInCool]

http://www.scrotalsafetycommission.com/

[Malicious Intent]

Who's your scrotum buddy Dude?

[DudeAsInCool]

Who's your scrotum buddy Dude?

I never kiss and tell when it comes to lady friends/scrotum buddies

[Malicious Intent]

The guide clearly says you have to tell people.

[Redneck4sure]

:weirdness:

Figures that dude started it! :)

[DudeAsInCool]

The guide clearly says you have to tell people.

You first

[Redneck4sure]

I figger the Kevlar shorts will provide adequate protection. :D

[DudeAsInCool]

I figger the Kevlar shorts will provide adequate protection. :D

Platinum jewels for me

[slum_goddess]

excuse ME! *pushes the guys outta the way w/elbows* from the article: 'what do you know about your firm, pendulous bringers of life?'

well? whaddaya know? just what i thought: nothing! bupkis! and neither do i and that's the way i like it. ok, y'all can keep talking or whatever the fuck it was you were doing...ignore me, fankoo.

[DudeAsInCool]

excuse ME! *pushes the guys outta the way w/elbows* from the article: 'what do you know about your firm, pendulous bringers of life?'

Now that's what I call ballsy

[Tackdaddy]

anyone wanna be my Crotch-Buddy???????????

[KiwiCoromandel]

i must say the guy that wrote this certainly has balls......

[Umma]

i must say the guy that wrote this certainly has balls......

and bags of time though the whole thing's a bit of a

Codpiece

[Malicious Intent]

You first

Jipper.

[DudeAsInCool]

:rotfl:

[bmc]

FUN SCROTAL SCIENCE PROJECT:

On a hot day, disrobe and slip your body (groin and all) into a cold shower. Notice how your testicles tell your scrotum to contract and thus, bring them closer to the warmth of your body's bulk. Examine the prune like puckering your scrotum produces to accomplish this amazing feat of strength and engineering. Write about your experience in your journal.

yes i will write it in my journal right away

[DudeAsInCool]

I hope you keep it under lock and key :rotfl:

[slum_goddess]

and bags of time though the whole thing's a bit of a

Codpiece

thank you, Umma, LMAO here.

[slum_goddess]

Now that's what I call ballsy 

my BF says i'm like woody allen but w/tons more testesterone; coming from an illinois redneck, i take that as a compliment to my NYC-ness; your mileage may vary.

[Redneck4sure]

I hope you keep it under lock and key :rotfl:

I hope he invests in a shredder. Make that 2 shredders in case one quits.

[bmc]

I hope he invests in a shredder.  Make that 2 shredders in case one quits.

definately i got it hidden under a loose floorboard :bigsmile:

well i guess that not a secret anymore....

Edited October 6, 2004 by bmc152003

[Redneck4sure]

definately i got it hidden under a loose floorboard :bigsmile:

well i guess that not a secret anymore....

Don't worry........NOBODY will come looking for it!!

[bmc]

maybe ill sell it on ebay.... i think it will sell more than fake Britney spears gum

[Redneck4sure]

I never thought of that! I am sure you are right. Dude will bid on it 4sure! :)

[slum_goddess]