spammer of the day

[rainbowdemon]

And BeatKing's spammer of the day award goes to:

:good job:

[DudeAsInCool]

Kudos from the spammer deluxe :good job:

[Shawn]

First time the award went to the southern hemisphere.

:headbang:

[Redneck4sure]

Be careful Kiwi.....they're up to something. <_>

[method77]

don't worry Kiwi. I'll protect you

[slum_goddess]

no, me, i'll protect him.

[method77]

I'll protect you while you protect him

[Shawn]

It's already too late. Didn't you wonder why he wasn't answering?

It's like having Laurel and Hardy in the Secret Service.

[Redneck4sure]

It's already too late. Didn't you wonder why he wasn't answering?

I figgered his computer puked.

again.

some more.

[KiwiCoromandel]

omigosh..my first international award....thanks guys and gals...so much to say...so little time.....red me old mate..i have a job for you..i`ll pm you..just a small list..they`ll never know what hit them...we ain`t all screwing woolly sheep down here under the southern cross you know......we screw the odd person as well when we get the chance.....whoops, i gotta go now...two american mormon missionaries are coming up my driveway...gonna teach me the error of my kiwi ways......

Edited December 13, 2004 by kiwibank

[slum_goddess]

I'll protect you while you protect him

cool! get thee behind me, method. :P

kiwibank: 'they`ll never know what hit them...'

uh-ohhhh.

[Redneck4sure]

whoops, i gotta go now...two american mormon missionaries are coming up my driveway...

I hate to see them coming. I can't in good faith be polite or let them leave without SLAMMING the door. I don't know how many more slams this old front door to my house has in it before I have to spend time and money on repairs.

The back door is good and strong. Maybe I will put up a sign that reads, "Mormons, please come to back door."

[Tackdaddy]

what is the criteria for winning spammer of the day?you know,how much spam?what kind of spam,quality of spam?etc.....ect.

[method77]

cool! get thee behind me, method. :P

you said "cool... behind... method"

:horny:

[Shawn]

what is the criteria for winning spammer of the day?you know,how much spam?what kind of spam,quality of spam?etc.....ect.

At least quarter of an inch thick.

Preferably not just fried but something of interest. Perhaps worthy of Iron chef.

[rainbowdemon]

what is the criteria for winning spammer of the day?you know,how much spam?what kind of spam,quality of spam?etc.....ect.

When this page is entirely your name, you win!!

[Redneck4sure]

When I only see a couple posts that aren't mine......I stop for a while out of shame for being such a nuisance.

SOME people apparently have NO shame.

[slum_goddess]

SOME people apparently have NO shame.

what is shame? whatever it is, i don't wannit. (this is a good thing. usually i want everything)

method, Shawn, tackdaddy (for 'criteria')

[Redneck4sure]

what is shame?

a shame: A bus load of people run off a cliff and the bus is destroyed.

a damn shame: It turns out they were all liberals........and there was an empty seat.

[rainbowdemon]

And today's award goes to;

[Redneck4sure]

Today wasn't even my best effort. When I grow up, I want to be just like Dude!

Well almost like Dude. I don't want to live in Californie. I don't want to get rid of my guns, junk cars, trailer, outhouse......

I don't want to have a short pecker or vote liberal.

Forget it. I don't want to be like Dude at all.

[rainbowdemon]

Rumor has it he is hung like John Dillinger!

:kissy face:

[Redneck4sure]

He told me he squats to pee.

[rainbowdemon]

Nah--you got it wrong. The Dude's a man's man.

[Redneck4sure]

and a "toesucker".

He needs to move up in the world.