A Day in the Life

[DudeAsInCool]

A liberal bud sent me this without attribution. Any comments from the opposing side?

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE REPUBLICAN

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe and effective because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure it. All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal pinko union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body. Joe dresses, walks outside, and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation.

Joe begins his workday. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

It's noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime, and could afford to purchase housing.

Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.

He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day.

Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes the government should not mess with business and with people’s lives. Everyone should take care of themselves, just as I have."

[Redneck4sure]

Joe has a job because the conservatives have kept the liberals from taxing the job out of business. Joe speaks English because the conservatives have kept the military as strong as they can in spite of the tittie baby liberals.

Peace through superior firepower

[DudeAsInCool]

Joe speaks English because the conservatives have kept the military as strong as they can in spite of the tittie baby liberals.

You dont like titties????!!!

[Redneck4sure]

You dont like titties????!!!

I LOVE titties!! No discrimination - all sizes welcome!! :)

[slum_goddess]

what? you two again? i just got finished puking over your scrotums and here we all are, one mo' time. moving right along, from the reader's digest: 'i am joe's twisted and underused conservative brain' (can't think; just woke up and thass mah excuse an' ah'm stickin' to it) an' ah'm not sorry for the hijack, nyah. :P

[Shawn]

On a side note, has not Dubya, like Reagan and Daddy, set records with the size of his government?

;) I like asking questions I already know the answers to.

Here's to big government :Here's to you:

[DudeAsInCool]

On a side note, has not Dubya, like Reagan and Daddy, set records with the size of his government?

;) I like asking questions I already know the answers to.

Here's to big government :Here's to you:

The Biggest Government, The Biggest Deficit, They doubled the size of the White House internal media corps, They Live By the Polls, They are for invasion of privacy, They are the most secretive administration in history, & They went against their state's rights mantra to steal the election. Conservatives my ass. This administration is as phony as they come and the worst goverment since 1900

[Redneck4sure]

So Dude, you're point would be??

Before you answer, be careful.......I've got my eraser out........you know........the list! :bigsmile:

[DudeAsInCool]

So Dude, you're point would be??

Dont get me started :angry:

[Redneck4sure]

:gigglin:

Go ahead......I'm listening. :gigglin:

[Kooperman]

This administration is as phony as they come and the worst goverment since 1900

What have you got against William McKinley? Tough to be down on a guy just because he wasn't fast enough to dodge a bullet...