How to Tell If Your Wife Is a Pornstar

[Redneck4sure]

-- When in bed, she just lies there until you yell "Action!"

I need to try that and see if I can get the floozy to move!!

[DudeAsInCool]

:good job:

[Shawn]

:rotfl:

From the same news source:

JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES TO DELIVER U.S. MAIL!

The U.S. Postal System is conducting an experimental project to slash costs: They enlisted Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail for free!

"Hey, they're walking from house to house anyway, they might as well stick the letters in the box, too," says a postal official in Polar Express, Alaska, where the unique plan is being scrutinized by every other city in the nation.

So far, the Witnesses have performed their duties diligently, and postal employees are happy to abandon their grueling treks for other, less demanding, jobs.

But homeowners say the service sucks.

"Those religious whack jobs won't just leave my Social Security check and hit the road," says Heddy Quagmire. "They knock on the door and jabber about the path of righteousness and 'spreading the good news.' That bull@%#% annoys the hell out of me."

Jerry Goldmeyer agrees with his neighbor.

"They don't take no for an answer," he says. "I pushed one geek off my porch and even as he fell backwards into the mud he was still flapping his gums about some stupid place called Christ's Kingdom. And I don't get mail until midnight!"

A Postal System insider says they're still working out the details of the new arrangement.

[Redneck4sure]

"They don't take no for an answer," he says. "

That's because he didn't go to the door naked with a glock in one hand and a spare mag in the other. :bigsmile:

[method77]

More interesting news. (Not the same source)

[MxRob]

That's because he didn't go to the door naked with a glock in one hand and a spare mag in the other. :bigsmile:

Haha, I thought thats the only way to answer the door :bigsmile:

[Redneck4sure]

Haha, I thought thats the only way to answer the door :bigsmile:

It sure works for me! :D