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Two cats (male), who've gone missing, and presumed dead/captured by the evil SPCA (Stupid People Catching Animals). The cats are not mine, and I refuse to post their names because they sound mind-numbingly stupid. Both cats are rejects, basicly. They were strays my sister found. One was friendly, but incredibly stupid (even for a cat). The other was friendly, but timid. He was also stupid and a homosexual.

I have a 20 gallon fresh water tank. Currently 7 rosy barbs, and an albino cory-cat. I need more fish, I know.

I also have some planting to do. I think I will name all the dandilions I see in my neighbors yard, from now on.

First there's Killer, then Maim, then Spikey (he looks kinda spikey), Yellow, Stemy (he has a cool stem), Allergy, Likeybee (bees like him), and of course Bloomy!

I brutally murdered all the rest of them, because I just can't think of any more names. Too much pressure.

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