the hit man

[desdemona]

Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf

course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I

join you? My partner didn't show up."

"Sure," they said, "No problem."

Part way around the course, one of the friends asked the newcomer, "What do you

do for a living?"

"I'm a hit man," was the reply.

"You're joking!" was the response.

"No, I'm not," he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful

Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. "Here are my tools."

"That's a beautiful telescopic sight," said the other friend, "Can I take a

look? I think I might be able to see my house from here."

So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his

house. "Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see

right in the window. Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can se! e

she's naked! What's that? Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with

her... he's naked as well! The bitch!"

He turned to the hitman, "How much do you charge for a hit?"

"I do a flat rate - for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the

trigger."

"Can you do two for me now?"

"Sure, what do you want?"

"First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth. Then

the neighbor, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a

lesson."

The hitman took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few

minutes. "Are you going to do it or not?" said the man impatiently.

"Just wait a moment, be patient," said the hitman calmly, "I think I can save

you a grand here..."

[jipper]

bwuhahaha

[Shawn]

[desdemona]

ewwwwww, maybe I shouldn't have told you guys this joke?

[DudeAsInCool]

They responded--that means they liked it :)

[Wolfie]

Makes you think about beefing up condoms with Kevlar for added proetction.

[MxRob]

Good one :good job: