Question ?

[sysense]

Why doesn't Donald Duck wear pants ?

[DudeAsInCool]

Why doesn't Donald Duck wear pants ?

Because he heard that pants aren't all that they're quacked up to be He does wear a towel...

BTW, who's playing hooky today from work or school?

[Malicious Intent]

Damn Dude beat me to the Google search :(

[KiwiCoromandel]

"Why doesn't Donald duck wear pants, but he wears a towel when he gets out of the shower?"....

...Clearly the feathers on his bottom half are much more insulating and densely blanketed around his behind and crotchular regions. And when they get wet, they will stay wet for much longer if they are not toweled dry. Ducks' nether regions are not meant to air dry. Plus, certain duckular private parts are more visible with wet feathers - and no one wants to see a naked ducks arse unless it`s served up with gravy, new potatoes and a side salad!

[DudeAsInCool]

"no one wants to see a naked ducks arse unless it`s served up with gravy, new potatoes and a side salad!

[sysense]

both you guys are frickin hilarious thanks for makingme laugh.

[sysense]

Here's a new one, was Pepé Le Pew a stalker ?

[KiwiCoromandel]

THE FICTIONAL CASE OF PEPE LE PEW.....“STALKER OR LOVER?”

Pepe Le Pew is a heterosexual French skunk who is in love. The focus of his love is Penelope.

Penelope is a black cat who, in her mind, had the great misfortune to meet Pepe. They first meet after she rubs up against a freshly painted white fence-post, which results in her obtaining a white stripe down her back like that of a skunk. Pepe, thinking she is a female skunk,immediately falls in love. However, Penelope does not reciprocate these feelings and leaves Pepe confused as to why she is not immediately attracted to him. Penelope, having a keen sense of smell, runs from Pepe and Pepe always gives chase. He muses, “She wants to play at the lover’s chase. It is the little girl in her.”

At times Penelope is so overcome by his smell that she passes out, but Pepe is always there to catch her before she falls. He takes these events as signs that she is playing hard to get. Pepe believes that she is a shy creature and too afraid to show her true feelings. Pepe is heard saying, “For some strange reason, this little orchid is shy.”

Pepe has tried all of his best pick-up lines on Penelope, but to no avail. Some of his more famous lines are ones such as: “Sweetheart, if I follow you home will you keep me?” and “You have a map, yes? I would like to use it since I keep getting lost in your eyes.” It is only at the end, exhausted and out of breath from running, that Penelope gives up. However, her willpower only gives out for the moment, as she never becomes content to stay with Pepe Le Pew.

OR....there`s this....The Sexual Evolution of Pepe LePew...the world's horniest French skunk..

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/...ution_of_pepe_l

..and there are extreme views on the smelly little bugger as well...

PEPE LE PEW IS A RAPIST...."he continually forces himself onto his victim until he finally has his way"..

http://eastwoodisdead.wordpress.com/2008/0...ew-is-a-rapist/

OR....my personal favourite...."The cat never painted herself like a skunk to entice Pepe Le Pew. It was always an accident, and she was always trying to get away from him, because he stinks and he's a fucking stalker."

http://nounverb.vox.com/library/posts/tags/pepe+le+pew/

image:bp2.blogger.com....PEPE LE PEW...is he a stalker, a rapist or just a rotten cad and a dirty little bastard?