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Turns out that my shoulder injury was more serious than I thought. Doctor said that they will have to operate next week. Bummer.

My guess is that the shoulder was injured previously, and your recent industry exacerbated the problem.

Good luck with it. I hope the give you good drugs so you won't feel anything. In any event, here is a little assistance from a Hot Nurse.

Just kidding - here's some real nurses

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A funny story to help your recovery.

One of my four housemates is a French guy who works in a call centre for a large computer chip manufacturer. He picks up his English from the worst possible places, such as Little Britain (a TV series which is nothing more than a series of gay jokes).

He is about the most camp homophobe you could ever meet.

He was watching US Wife Swap on TV and saw a mother complaining that her family was sucking her of all her money.

The next day he went to work and had to deal with an awkward customer. There is a place on screen to make comments about incidents that only the call centre staff can see.

He wrote, "I'm exhausted, he sucked me dry!"

I've just had the pleasure of explaining to him why his cowokers found it so funny!

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Good luck with the surgery.

I hope they don't mistake you for a sex change patient while you're out.

Removed would not be good :o

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Awwww poor method!! Better to get things fixed though.

Let us know the date/time so we can send some positive thoughts your way :)

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The doctors decided that the surgery can wait for a few months cause it's better than they predicted. I have to wear some special shit to keep the shoulder from moving for a few weeks though.

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The doctors decided that the surgery can wait for a few months cause it's better than they predicted. I have to wear some special shit to keep the shoulder from moving for a few weeks though.

:thumbsup:

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Better... take it easy on it... maybe you can avoid surgery altogether :)

Daily massages in particular can be helpful - especially if the Masseuse is pretty and skilled :lol:

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Daily massages in particular can be helpful - especially if the Masseuse is pretty and skilled :lol:

It's probably his 'daily massages' that caused the damage in the first place.

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