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There are some hobbies that are unforgiving of mental lapses. Firearms, skydiving, scuba diving, motorcycle racing........

Absent minded people need to stick to video games, cards, tv, bird watching............

I wouldn't have guessed that the barrel would split into 4 pieces. Interesting. Sucks but interesting.

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Thanks, Dude. Now I understand what caused the accident. He was trying to explain to her the "hoochie mama on the side" concept. She didn't clearly grasp the concept. Then she started mumbling some shit he couldn't understand in Japanese and chasing him with a golf club. Fearing that she was either a brain dead zombie or an Obama supporter, he was trying to escape. The fire hydrant and the tree were way too close to the road, making it unsafe to drive on the sidewalk. This caused his escape vehicle to become inoperatable and led to his capture, thus leading to the loss of millions of dollars in endorsements. Now both wifey and hoochie mama will have to cut back on spending. Wifey now understands the concept of "hoochie mama on the side". Hoochie mama now understands the meaning of the word "discreet".

I can see that none of this is his fault4sure! :lol:

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Thanks, Dude. Now I understand what caused the accident. He was trying to explain to her the "hoochie mama on the side" concept. She didn't clearly grasp the concept. Then she started mumbling some shit he couldn't understand in Japanese and chasing him with a golf club. Fearing that she was either a brain dead zombie or an Obama supporter, he was trying to escape. The fire hydrant and the tree were way too close to the road, making it unsafe to drive on the sidewalk. This caused his escape vehicle to become inoperatable and led to his capture, thus leading to the loss of millions of dollars in endorsements. Now both wifey and hoochie mama will have to cut back on spending. Wifey now understands the concept of "hoochie mama on the side". Hoochie mama now understands the meaning of the word "discreet".

I can see that none of this is his fault4sure! :lol:

You meant Chinese ... :lol:

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