The Secret Redneck Doesn't Want You To Know About

[DudeAsInCool]

Red's Secret - Hint: See any resemblance?

[rainbowdemon]

Like father, like son!!

[DudeAsInCool]

Apparently his pistol doesn't shoot blanks

[CTC Command]

Ewe guys! That's baaaaad!

[Shawn]

Which one is Red again?

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A Harvard Research team was conducting a study into farmer/sheep relationships and travelled the world to gather data.

In Scotland they spoke to several farmers and each described their method for making love to a ewe. "You take the back legs and slip them into your rubbers and slip their front legs over a fence."

"Thank you, that's very interesting."

In New Zealand they spoke to several farmers and each described their method for making love to a ewe.

"You take the back legs and slip them into your rubbers and slip their front legs over a fence."

"Thank you, that's very interesting."

In Canada they spoke to several farmers and each described their method for making love to a ewe. "You take the back legs and slip them into your rubbers and slip their front legs over a fence."

"Thank you, that's very interesting."

Then the team headed back into the U.S. to gather data and met upon a man named Red in the deep South.

"You take the back legs and slip them into your rubbers and slip their front legs over your shoulders."

"Now that is interesting", the team leader said, "were you aware that everywhere else on earth the habit was to slip the front legs over a fence?"

Red was dumbfounded. "And miss out on all of that kissing?"

[rainbowdemon]

:laught16: :laught16:

Shawn, that's absolutely priceless!!

[Redneck4sure]

You know what?

kiss here:

You got to admit that is a good lookin' sheep and the Glock is nice too but the pic doesn't show it. :) That is a pic of me giving a pistol lesson about a hundred yrs ago.

The student lived. :happy:

[Redneck4sure]

Here I am giving a pistol lesson 200 yrs ago. I love the clothes....I still wear them but they are a little out of style....the gun is too.

[Excrement_Cranium]

I thought "out of" was your style?

[rainbowdemon]

http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/

[DudeAsInCool]

http://www.adultsheepfinder.com/

[Redneck4sure]

I thought "out of" was your style?

As long as I'm not "out of" ammo it's okay. :)

The sheep finder site.......did you click on the "country" drop down button?? Kiwi will be impressed!

[slum_goddess]

this thread is a riot.

[Redneck4sure]

I don't know where or how they find this shit, slum.

[Potato]

You guys crack me up

[DudeAsInCool]

Anyone else notice that Rainbow never responded about his fetish? :)

[rainbowdemon]

Well, this is a music site!!

[DudeAsInCool]

Well, this is a music site!!

Just pulling your strings...or was that the other way around

[Redneck4sure]

I also noticed that Kiwi never responded about the list of countries that appear when you click on the "country" drop down box on the adult sheep finder site.

The country listed is New Zealand but did anybody click to see the full list of choices for "country"?

[DudeAsInCool]

I also noticed that Kiwi never responded about the list of countries that appear when you click on the "country" drop down box on the adult sheep finder site.

The country listed is New Zealand but did anybody click to see the full list of choices for "country"?

I noticed that, too. Apparently Kiwi is sheepish about the subject matter...for obvious reasons

[KiwiCoromandel]

it`s just that i enjoy eating lamb so much...and i`m allergic to wool.... :)

[DudeAsInCool]

it`s just that i enjoy eating lamb so much...and i`m allergic to wool.... :)

Kiwi must be one of those 'Eatin', ain't cheatin' guys

[Warflower]

this thread is a riot.

I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard...to friggin' funny! :lol: :lol:

[KiwiCoromandel]

Kiwi must be one of those 'Eatin', ain't cheatin' guys

i can tell you this mate..if i was "cheatin`"..i sure as hell wouldn`t be "eatin`"....

[KiwiCoromandel]

this is what happens to ya if you come down to NZ and make BAAAAAD sheep jokes.... :lol: