The 2006 Christmas Thread

[DudeAsInCool]

Well it might be a bit premature, but what the hell, time to get in to spirit. Post all your videos, images, recipes, drinks and whatnot right here. I will begin with the Crazy Xmas Frog

[DudeAsInCool]

This oughta come in handy:

Holiday Party Excuse Generator

[Warflower]

Tips for avoiding the worst consequence of holiday overindulgence.

http://health.msn.com/general/articlepage....49&GT1=8816

;)

[slum_goddess]

Post all your videos, images, recipes, drinks and whatnot right here. I will begin with the Crazy Xmas Frog

if i posted all my vids, images, RECIPES or whatever, i'd be so kicked off this board, your heads would spin. just sayin'

[DudeAsInCool]

if i posted all my vids, images, RECIPES or whatever, i'd be so kicked off this board, your heads would spin. just sayin'

I doubt it...if you have any xmas related, post em and toast em :)

[slum_goddess]

I doubt it...if you have any xmas related, post em and toast em :)

thanks for the invite but i think not, dude. i wouldn't wanna get all these kids fucked up on what i do as a matter of course, nor encite them to go out and score the ingredients (believe it or not, i do feel morally responsibie for others).

let's take one of the milder ones---it includes Kahlua, MDMA, ground up hash &c &c. no fuckin' way will i post that shit (and it's in cake form as well as liquid form---depends on how much vodka and/or flour goes in). and then there's my usual cVcVs which i drink most of the day---crushed Valium liberally sprinkled in chilled vodka. no way, dude.

to paraphrase Hunter S Thompson, 'i wouldn't advise sex, drugs and violence for everyone but they've always worked for me.'

[rainbowdemon]

Kiwibanks' carrot cake recipe is very good!!

[DudeAsInCool]

Now some people don't like getting in to the spirit at all...like this guy

I Hate The Holiday Season

Yes that is right. I hate the holiday season.

I hate being told to be of good cheer.

I hate reading about the fake war on Xmas.

I hate being assaulted by all of the crass commercialism.

I hate being told that we should be nicer now than during the rest of the year.

I hate emails that are blindly sent out without regard for whether the message is of interest to all of the recipients.

I hate all of the stupid decorations. Gaudy is not cool and I don't care if they are Jewish or Xtian. I dislike them all.

I hate fighting crowds at the mall.

I hate reading about knuckleheads shooting each other over a video game system.

I hate the stupid elves that try and get my children to take a picture on Santa's lap. Don't they know that I wished Death upon Santa.

I hate knowing that my cousin the Grinch rolled over and gave in.

I hate most Elmo toys. That little red fiend's voice grates on my nerves.

I hate all of these stupid battery operated toys that beep, squawk and whistle. The next person who gives my kids one of those toys is going to wake up to the sound of a marching band outside their home.

I hate the stupid holiday music. If I could I'd kick that little drummer boy right in the ass. And that kid who made that dreidel out of clay can bite me too. What the hell is up with a clay dreidel, the best are made out of wood.

I hate fake snow. I don't like the real stuff, but the fake crap is even worse. I live in California for a reason. If you need snow to feel like you are a part of the season get the hell out of here. There is too much traffic anyway.

I hate, I hate, I hate.

Phew. I feel better now.

Source

[Redneck4sure]

I hate knowing that my cousin the Grinch rolled over and gave in.

I know how he feels. Damn I hate this time of year. :(

So much so that I carry extra ammo. :happy:

[DudeAsInCool]

Redneck's Xmas Tree!

[DudeAsInCool]

The Grinch who stole xmas :(

[Redneck4sure]

Nice tree. Mine has beer cans and shotgun shells. :happy:

The ebay scammer is interesting. He had a perfect record almost and then he vanished. He may have some minor problem.....like he died or something. Rarely does someone have a perfect score for so long then just vanish.

I have bought about 75 items on ebay and a couple were not quite as described imo but not bad enough that I even bothered to complain to the seller. The rest were as described or better. I have picked up some rare/out of print cds, albums and stuff like that. I also bought an amp for my son's car that I had priced at over $1000 for about half price brand new on ebay.

ebay

[slum_goddess]

once again, i'm w/uncle junior soprano: i wannit to be over already (apart from christmas in london w/the band and new year's eve w/same)

[DudeAsInCool]

once again, i'm w/uncle junior soprano: i wannit to be over already (apart from christmas in london w/the band and new year's eve w/same)

Im gonna change your name Slum G, to Bah Slum Goddessbug Now check out this xmas display - wow

[slum_goddess]

how bout glum soddess? i HATE this commercially oriented time of year. buy buy buy! fuck that.

ps, it seems i can't do quotes anymore...whatever!

a charlie brown christmas--alternative ending

…"When we were babies, our parents made a conscious decision to deceive us … They created a bunch of fairy tales like Santa Claus and baby Jesus to give us kids false hope, and to comfort themselves as they approached death.” And Linus is just getting warmed up. “It’s all a bunch of bullshit. When we die, our bodies lie rotting in the earth, and worms and bugs eat at our remains, and shit us out into little bits of nothing”…

‘…Wait, wait, there’s more. Linus is building up to the true true meaning of the holidays. “Christmas isn’t about giving love or the birth of a savior. It’s about moving merchandise, and false sentiment. It’s about dumbass cocksuckers like Charlie Brown running around all night trying to buy a goddamn tree…”

‘One last time Linus savors the irony that Charlie Brown bought “a dead fucking tree” — and then it’s a small step to “God is dead, hail Satan — Charlie Brown must die.”…’

[Satan]

‘…Wait, wait, there’s more. Linus is building up to the true true meaning of the holidays. “Christmas isn’t about giving love or the birth of a savior. It’s about moving merchandise, and false sentiment. It’s about dumbass cocksuckers like Charlie Brown running around all night trying to buy a goddamn tree…”

‘One last time Linus savors the irony that Charlie Brown bought “a dead fucking tree” — and then it’s a small step to “God is dead, hail Satan — Charlie Brown must die.”…’

Yes...that was the best part!

[slum_goddess]

ALL HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!! *bows*

btw, Satan dude, i have a huge article from a newspaper here from a coupla years back titled 'Alabama 3--sucking Satan's dick'

just sayin'

[DudeAsInCool]

[slum_goddess]

i really wish i had a scanner now...Irvine Welsh is on the cover w/them and inside it's a two page spread w/the headline across it.

[slum_goddess]

um...it occurs to me to ask Satan: do YOU remember this dick-sucking? didja take photos? i wanna see!

[Satan]

um...it occurs to me to ask Satan: do YOU remember this dick-sucking? didja take photos? i wanna see!

Sssshhhh...let's just say, they got in to the Xmas spirit Re: Your newspaper...I seem to be getting around :)

Edited December 15, 2006 by DudeAsInCool

[KiwiCoromandel]

here`s a nice bit of christmas spirit for ya all..happy seig heil... :)

German Santa Clauses Say Heil! Heil! Heil!

Spiegel is reporting a Fuhrer/furor over Santa Claus figures in tight formation in store windows raising their arms in what seems to be a Nazi salute. The figurines, which have been spotted throughout Germany, are clad in Nazi colors (red and white), all white and have an outstretched arm. What's next, a Santa Klaus Barbie doll? Whatever it is, it seems like just another campaign by Jews to spoil Christmas...

Is Santa Claus A Nazi?......

http://www.gridskipper.com/travel/berlin/g...heil-218316.php

[slum_goddess]

i want this

[DudeAsInCool]

You got it

[slum_goddess]

actually i do but it's waiting for me in London *self-satisfied smirk*

btw, i'm repossessing the word 'smirk' from the preznit. fuck him; when i must i'll call him stumbley mcBruisey.