Britney Spears Files For Divorce From Kevin Federline

[DudeAsInCool]

Check your office betting pool. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline's marriage has ended after only two years and one month of relative bliss.

The "Toxic" singer filed a petition in Los Angeles Superior Court Tuesday, Nov. 7 for the dissolution of her marriage, according to documents on TMZ.com.

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[rainbowdemon]

Now, this IS a surprise!!

[Shawn]

We're getting blasted by shocker after shocker every day!

[method77]

I just spilled my coffee

[DudeAsInCool]

I pissed my pants

[slum_goddess]

i'm all 'who gives a fuck?'

i HATED her forever, especially after she came out for preznit asswipe and swayed her dummy asshole redneck fans. FUCK THE BOTH OF THEM.

[method77]

I think that was our point too slum

[slum_goddess]

oh, ok, thanks method. good thing this ain't my site--i would've totally ignored this shit, but then again, i don't know shit about celebs apart from what i read here. :)

[DudeAsInCool]

LOS ANGELES - A day after Britney Spears filed divorce papers, Kevin Federline counter-filed court papers Wednesday seeking sole custody of the couple's two children.

The former backup dancer and aspiring rapper is also seeking spousal support. He says the couple's community assets are "uncertain," though Spears said in her divorce papers there were none to speak of, suggesting the two had a prenuptial agreement in place.

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[KiwiCoromandel]

Ur dumped, Kevin Federline - and you are now part of a growing club of spurned lovers who have been ditched by text message.

According to Canadian music channel MuchMusic, pop singer Britney Spears told her husband Kevin Federline that she was divorcing him via text message while he was taping an episode of the MuchMusic documentary show "Exposed" on Monday night.

A video of Britney Spears' soon-to-be ex-husband apparently getting a text message informing him that the pop princess had filed for divorce became the most viewed item on the YouTube Internet site on Thursday, with more than 1 million hits.

The web video shows Federline taping a reality television show and talking about Spears being his biggest fan - until he gets a text message. Then he puts his head in his hands, rips off his microphone and disappears, returning 30 minutes later visibly upset.

Spears, 24, abruptly filed for divorce from fledgling rapper Federline this week after two years of marriage - and two children - while he was filming in Canada.

Experts on cell phone and text message use and etiquette said Federline was not the first to be dumped by text - and certainly would not be the last with rising numbers of teenager and 20-somethings using text to avoid confrontation.

"People in their teens and 20s feel more comfortable using a text message to communicate something serious than having to confront someone," said Delly Tamer, chief executive of online wireless retailer LetsTalk.com, which researches phone use.

"It is instant gratification - and delayed mortification. At some point they will have to yell at each other."

The first text message was sent in 1992, according to British industry group Mobile Data Association, with text messaging launched commercially in 1995.

In Britain 95 per cent of 16- to 24-year-olds use text messaging regularly. But it is only in the past year or so that text messaging has soared in the United States. Figures from CTIA-The Wireless Association said that 12.5 billion text messages were sent in June this year, up 72 percent from a year ago.

A recent LetsTalk.com survey found 49 per cent of US teenagers now listed text messaging as the most important feature of a cell phone.

No US figures were available to track the use of text messaging to dump partners. But such research has been conducted in Europe and Asia, where the use of text messaging took off earlier than in the United States.

A survey carried out by Swiss messaging services provider Sicap two years ago found that 9 percent of mobile phone users admitted to having dumped a boyfriend or girlfriend by sending a text message.

A survey last October by Macquarie University in Australia found 100 people aged 18 to 35 used text messaging more when relationships began or were in a rocky patch.

Few YouTube viewers seemed to have much sympathy for Federline, 28, although some acknowledged it was tough for the break-up to be so public.

"That was actually sad, For it to be on TV. WOW. Good for Brit though," said a note from Shadowman25.

source:Reuters

image:www.quickseek.com:BRITNEY SPEARS Drops K-BOOM On K-FED...In Text Message..."UR DUMPED"...

[method77]

the video is on Youtube

[slum_goddess]

if this is true and she did it w/a txt, she's lower than the lowlife trailer trash i even thought she was.

[Potato]

That's a pretty shallow way to end a MARRIAGE.

[AnalogKid]

Ironic that a bird brain like Spears had enough sense to draw up a very detailed prenup while McCartney decided against.

[DudeAsInCool]

Ironic that a bird brain like Spears had enough sense to draw up a very detailed prenup while McCartney decided against.

Sir Paul has always had trouble with lawyers, even when he was with the Beatles. Britney's were smarter

[KiwiCoromandel]

i sense a comeback in the air...britney spears is no fool....she may be emotionally immature and as neurotic as fuck....and a terrible judge of character...but she ain`t silly in a business sense of the word...you don`t get to where britney spears has gotten to on a career level by giving too much away......i must admit that even though i don`t like her style...i respect her drive and her work ethic..she`s a great dancer..and..let`s face it..even after giving birth to two kids...she`s still looking very good... :) :)

[DudeAsInCool]

SUPERSTAR Britney Spears is facing a mega divorce payout because she did it again and again and again...on a HONEYMOON sex video.

Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale and has already been offered £26 MILLION.

A film company wants to make it available online to fans around the world. One close pal said: "This vid is dynamite and Kev knows it."

Read more at News of the World

[DudeAsInCool]

LAZY LOHAN made two major boobs in a matter of hours last week.

First the actress showed off a bit too much of her ample cleavage by donning a see-through top. Then she admitted she didn't know BRITNEY SPEARS was getting divorced - adding that she couldn't care less.

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[DudeAsInCool]

The Daily Mail breaks down Britney's fortune. Apparently, a lot of people still take here very, very seriously...

[rainbowdemon]

The Daily Mail breaks down Britney's fortune. Apparently, a lot of people still take here very, very seriously...

Holy shit!! Wonder if she'd marry me.

[DudeAsInCool]

Saturday Night Live talks with Britney about "panty crickets" and her divorce from Kev

[KiwiCoromandel]

The Daily Mail breaks down Britney's fortune. Apparently, a lot of people still take here very, very seriously...

"The fake wedding"....

Documents were hastily drawn up to protect Britney prior to the couple's much- publicised 'wedding' on September 18, 2004.

The media had found out about the ceremony but Federline had yet to sign the pre-nup so, while Britney, wearing a £50,000 Monique Lhuillier gown, acted the blushing bride, the reality was that her lawyers had drawn up a four-page document protecting her interests.

The extraordinary fake marriage agreement states: "The parties hereby agree they intend to participate in a "faux" wedding ceremony with one another on September 18, 2004; however, they do not intend to and shall not validly marry one another on said date.

"On September 18, 2004, the parties' "faux" marriage shall not be solemnized.

"The parties shall not declare in the presence of the minister performing their "wedding ceremony" or in front of any witnesses that they "take each other as husband and wife".

"Britney represents and warrants that she understands and agrees that the alleged "wedding ceremony" in which the parties intend to participate shall not be a lawful California marriage."

..very cool....as i said..one smart business lady..and very smart lawyers..... :) :)

[KiwiCoromandel]

LAZY LOHAN made two major boobs in a matter of hours last week.

First the actress showed off a bit too much of her ample cleavage by donning a see-through top. Then she admitted she didn't know BRITNEY SPEARS was getting divorced - adding that she couldn't care less.

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Slapper....In the United Kingdom, a slapper or a scrubber is a sexually promiscuous woman.

Origins of the term....Slappers are so called because of their tendency to fight each other, mainly opting to slap their opponents. Other favoured moves include scratching and hair pulling. The term 'Bitch Slap' is strongly associated with this style of street fighting.

The term may also derive from the slapping action of poorly secured breasts on a dance floor. It has largely superseded the earlier term "scrubber".

..what a fucking no-talent slapper..... :) :)

[KiwiCoromandel]

How to Tell If You're a bit of a Slapper......

You've had 3 different men in your bed on 3 consecutive nights, and you're not on holiday in Ibiza

People say is that a belt when referring to your new skirt

You buy all your jewellery from Argos.

You have more than one pair of knee high boots.

You've never met your best friend's boyfriend/husband.

You wake up regularly in strange beds, or in strange underwear.

You never wear knickers when you wear a mini skirt.

You got expelled from school for having sex with a student teacher on the premises.

When you started work you got sacked for having sex with the tea boy in the stationary cupboard, and the whole office watched it on the CCTV.

You never wear knickers- always thongs.

You think crotchless knickers are cool.

When you get drunk, you seem to always end up flashing your tits to everyone around you.

Doreen from 'Birds of a Feather' is your role model.

You buy 'PlayGirl' magazine.

The local GUI clinic has a mailing list exclusively for your contacts.

You think that orange actually is your natural skin tone.

Half the neighbourhood knows you go for the full Brazilian wax.

When you meet your boyfriends dad you realise he looks all tooooo familiar....

[DudeAsInCool]

I think Kev's gotten a bad rap... :)