What would your power be?

[Shawn]

I've seen these threads everywhere, so why not here too?

Inspired by my oldest daughter. Play fighting is a part of everyday and she's getting more and more elaborate about what her powers are on any given day. Tonight, she even chose my powers. She called me:

Bleeding Man - I bleed so profusely in fights that my opponents slip and fall on the blood. It's the sort of power that you'd think about slapping the suggester if they weren't five and totally suggesting it innocently. :rotfl:

Like 3/4 of men, I'd choose either invisibility or teleportation if given the choice.

If forced to pick a useless power, I'd fling radioactive snot which I harvest from my nose. Just so everyone still knows I'm heroic, it's slowly rotting my brain everytime I have to pick my nose for the forces of good.

[Potato]

Teleportation.

[DudeAsInCool]

InSpamability

[rainbowdemon]

Been having car problems lately, so teleportation sounds real good to me.

[Excrement_Cranium]

The ability to release a noxious gas....

oh, wait, I already have that power.

[method77]

teleportation is the coolest although I would be happy if I was just invisible

Having sex with every woman that I wanted and a super-pocket that always has money would also be helpful

[Kooperman]

My power would be to chop my opponent off at the knees with cutting remarks. Call me PowerPoint.

[Warflower]

If forced to pick a useless power, I'd fling radioactive snot which I harvest from my nose. Just so everyone still knows I'm heroic, it's slowly rotting my brain everytime I have to pick my nose for the forces of good.

[Redneck4sure]

Been having car problems lately, so teleportation sounds real good to me.

That's because you drive a Ford.

[Excrement_Cranium]

I would have the power to be invincibly annoying. As well as the power of perphikt schpilling.

[Shawn]

Perhaps I could stop time while all the while maintaining my own mobility.

Yes, I'd be cheating at all card and board games.

[Potato]

How do you cheat at a board game?

[Shawn]

You peek at their tiles in scrabble, rearrange the cards in monopoly and check out the answers in trivial pursuit.

Seriously, I want to play board games with you if I get those powers. You'll never see it coming. :bigsmile:

[rainbowdemon]

That's because you drive a Ford.

Just got rid of the T-Bird in June. Got a Contour now. Oh wait.....that's a Ford too.

[Redneck4sure]

Just got rid of the T-Bird in June. Got a Contour now. Oh wait.....that's a Ford too.

Slow learner.

My brother drives Ford's. I am a GM guy. I think I have rescued him more than he has me but neither one of us walks very often.

My wife drives a Toyota. She never walks.

[CRLocky]

Teleportation.

NO!! Then I'd be out of a job.

[Shawn]

Are you a private eye?

Stalker?

Jet pilot?

Limo chauffeur?

Security guard?

Cop?

Bus/Taxi driver?

Pizza delivery guy?

Telepathically force people to avoid driving to protect the enviroment guy?

[method77]

Superman?

[CRLocky]

I do have eyes for privates.

not a stalker.

Jet Pilot would be cool, but I'm in the echelons below them.

I work with a Limo chauffeur.

My job entails security.

I can utilize the cops.

Bus/Taxi driver... technically you could joke about this and say yes, because pilots ARE called the bus drivers of the sky.

Pizza is served upstairs.

The light rail here in Mpls DOES transport people to and from our workplace...

[Excrement_Cranium]

My power would be to perfectly embody any given stereotype at any given time.

[Ken]

Like 3/4 of men, I'd choose either invisibility or teleportation if given the choice.

I was going to go with invisibility, but I took a more.........anime approach I guess.

I want the ability to use and discharge destructive waves of light/energy at will, like this.

It has many advantages; one being that it also allows you to do other stuff that many would consider abilities (like making things float, flying, etc..).

It's a package deal, and a great value.

[DudeAsInCool]

[method77]

a value indeed