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Yoda is now off the market. I now have got married. You can read the whole wedding here.

Cirga says:

Welcome.

Cirga says:

Who is the bride to be?

YoDa says:

Kiana

YoDa says:

the * thing

* says:

me

Cirga says:

Something quick then?

Cirga says:

/me puts on his white collar

Cirga says:

/me pulls out his bible

YoDa says:

yes

YoDa says:

cool

Cirga says:

Very well.

* says:

lol

YoDa says:

shhh kiana he is talking

Cirga says:

Yoda do you take Kiana to be your lawfully wedded internet wife till death d you part?

YoDa says:

I do

Cirga says:

Kiana do you take Yoda to be your lawfully wedded internet husband tilld eath do you part?

YoDa says:

oh no she ran away

* says:

i do

Cirga says:

Yoda repeat after me.

YoDa says:

ok

Cirga says:

I Yoda promise to love and cherish Kiana....

YoDa says:

I Yoda promise to love and cherish Kiana....

Cirga says:

And help her with computer problems day and night....

YoDa says:

And help her with computer problems day and night....

Cirga says:

And to support her with all my heart.

YoDa says:

And to support her with all my heart.

Cirga says:

Kiana repeat after me.

* says:

k

Cirga says:

I Kiana promise to love and cherish Yoda....

* says:

i Kiana prmise to love and cheish yoda....

Cirga says:

And to provide him with cute pink letters and other various things of that nature on the net...

* says:

And to prvide him wiht cute pink letters and other vairous things of nature on the et

Cirga says:

And to support him with all my heart.

* says:

net*

* says:

and to support him with all my heat

* says:

heart

Cirga says:

By the power invested to me by Microsoft Instant Messenger. I pronounce you internet husband and wife. Yoda you may kiss the bride.

YoDa says:

cool

YoDa says:

/me kisses Cirga

Cirga says:

YoDa says:

i mean Kiana

YoDa says:

lol

Cirga says:

You two have a lovely day. Here's to you

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I realize you both posted the link for fun, but we should give it up.

If a person came to the site and clicked that link the first time they came, they wouldn't come back. They'd assume we were a bunch of 12 year olds using AOL and just forget they ever came here.

I'd personally like the site to be somewhere we don't have to be wary of links the members post.

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