Life's Simple Pleasures If You're A Man

[DudeAsInCool]

http://www.zubazpants.com/articles/current/valentine23.html

[Tiremonkey2000]

The silent fart

It’s happened to all of us. You’re surrounded by people, and you have to fart. However, some of these people you aren’t comfortable farting around, so you have to make the ultimate decision, do you let it loose and receive dirty looks, or squeeze your ass cheeks together and hold it until you’re alone? Certainly you can’t hold it because you feel like your ass is about to explode, but just letting it out is about as socially acceptable as Velcro shoes. You then come to a compromise. You’re going to try a squeak it out and hope no one will notice. So you squeeze your ass cheeks together, and you let it out ever so slowly, and only a little bit at a time so that no noise is made, and all the while you act like nothing is going on with your ass, and you can’t help but let out a small giggle. And so what if it smells? Since no one heard you do it, there’s no link to you, so you can always play it cool and blame it on someone else. But when you’re done, your proud of yourself for getting away with such social debauchery, you can’t help but give your self a mental high five.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Ken]

Correction:

[KiwiCoromandel]

" finding money in your pants from last winter ".... ......

.....not in my household.....

[MrBag]

finding someone else's money in your pocket from last winter, what do you do?

[Starfire]

Correction:

right ken....

...but...

...the silent fart...it's sipmly amazing!!!! :rotfl: