Robbie Williams - New Emperor With No Clothes

[DudeAsInCool]

Robbie Williams likes it naked

The British pop star Robbie Williams was not really willing to put his clothes on after a photo shoot with the Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen. Mario Testino, the photographer, said that Robbie would rather spend the whole day walking around naked.

http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2002/02/02/26183.html

[DudeAsInCool]

Robbie Williams Restaurant Strip

Robbie Williams stunned his friends by stripping off in a posh London restaurant.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/56442004.htm

[DudeAsInCool]

Robbie's 'dirty phone call from Sharon Osbourne'

Robbie Williams has revealed how he received a dirty phone call from Sharon Osbourne. .

The pop heartthrob was stunned when the 'X Factor' judge phoned his Los Angeles hotel room and demanded to know if he was naked - because she thought she was talking to her rock star husband, Ozzy.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/9312004.htm

[DudeAsInCool]

Robbie Williams - Confidential

Robbie Williams Poem's.

Naked at an award ceramony.

I'm naked at an award ceramony

I'm hiding behind Jarvis Cocker and he's eating canapes

I've got a laser pen

And I'm shining it on Salmon Rushdies forehead - like that

Missing Brian May's hair by a fraction

Yeah I'm naked

But nobody seems to mind

Record company exec.s tuck into thier meat and two veg

I wince but carry on with a tall story about tapestry

The theme tune to Howards Way plays gleefully in the background

And everybody taps their feet

Meatloaf wet's himself and he's gotta leave

So I might have to fill his place in the show

And I duet with a chauffeur who's driving Whitney Houston or somebody like that

And we sing 'Abide With Me' at the top of our voices

To my surprise I get an erection

Not a full on erection like Jeff Striker

But a timid Alled Jones sort of affair

Anyway, my singing partner is appalled and leaves the stage

Through the medium of dance I explain what Shirley Bassey's back garden looks like

Brings the house down

Everyone gets cold and leaves

http://rw-confidential.tripod.com/My_Songs/robpoems2.htm

[slum_goddess]

um, Dude...are you trying to tell us something about your thing for RW? :)

[DudeAsInCool]

um, Dude...are you trying to tell us something about your thing for RW? :)

Ive never heard his music For some reason, the dude keeps taking off his clothes in public, which seems a bit strange for a star

[Ken]

It seems to me that Robbie Williams thinks he has something to "show off".

It's certainly not his music though. His music makes baby Jesus cry, and also causes household animals to vomit out their assholes.