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Lord_of_the_Dense Newbie

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lmao. :rofl:

but...

In my 31 years I've yet to actually hear my mom drop the hammer but the smell is so distinct and rotten that she's guilty the second she lets one rip....There hasn't been one single time where I've been to Costco with my mom and she hasn't farted.

Dude, move OUT!

And let me tell you something, may God have mercy on your soul if you are standing directly behind her when she drops the Yumi Yogurt hammer on you!

lmao x2 :rotfl:

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This was some straight up Hawaiian Lua dead animal type shit. I mean it was straight up rotten times 10 with a touch of coconut. At first I thought the smell was some kind of Islamic militant nerve gas. Seriously, I thought it was the fuckin' Jihad!

straight up rotten times 10 w/ a touch of coconut! :lol:

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Dude, move OUT!

:lol:

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