Retirement home prepared for Mexican prostitutes

[KiwiCoromandel]

Retirement home prepared for Mexican prostitutes

17.03.05 4.20pm

MEXICO CITY - Distressed to find ageing homeless women still working as prostitutes in downtown Mexico City, women's groups are preparing a roomy retirement home to take 65 of them off the streets.

Rejected by their families and stripped of much of their earnings by policemen and pimps, the elderly sex workers say they have no choice but to keep working, sometimes for less than $2 a day or just a plate of food.

"I may have two or three clients a day but I can't charge what the young ones do. Sometimes I just ask for food or a hotel room," said Gloria Maria, a kindly faced woman of 74 who mostly sleeps outdoors in a grimy downtown food market........

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[Shawn]

Can't say I even feel like looking for a joke in that.

[Redneck4sure]

I think they ought to be able to retire if they want to. There is no reason a hooker should have to work past 70 yrs old.

[Redneck4sure]

Can't say I even feel like looking for a joke in that.

That's because you ain't shallow minded enough. If you work on it you can do it.

[KiwiCoromandel]

That's because you ain't shallow minded enough. If you work on it you can do it.

i`ve thought of a couple...i know that i`m shallow enough to tell them, but i dare not......

[Redneck4sure]

You let Shawn shame you into having some scruples.

[slum_goddess]

i`ve thought of a couple...i know that i`m shallow enough to tell them, but i dare not......   

oh c'mon! if i can say about fucking michael moore/barbara bush, surely you can joke about this. (or PM me...i badly need a good laugh)

[DudeAsInCool]

I think they ought to be able to retire if they want to. There is no reason a hooker should have to work past 70 yrs old.

:rotfl:

[KiwiCoromandel]

oh all right ...a very weak prostitute joke with the word mexican in it then...... :bigsmile:

Once there was a prostitute who had three different rates based on the

following three conditions:

1. $10.00 to have sex on the floor.

2. $20.00 to have sex on the couch.

3. $30.00 to have sex on the bed.

One day, a Mexican approaches the prostitute and slaps a $10 bill on the

table. They proceed to have sex on the floor.

Later that day, an American approaches the prostitute and slaps a $20

bill on the table. They proceed to have sex on the couch.

Still later that day, an Indian approaches the prostitute and slaps $30 on the

table. Excited to see such a big spender, the prostitute said, "Finally,

a guy with class..."

The Indian responds, "No no no, I want three times on the floor. "

[Redneck4sure]

[slum_goddess]

i can think of a shitload of other interchangeable nationalities and cultural groups that would substitute in this joke just fine (including liberals, rethugs &c)

[Wolfie]

I am taking a wild guess here that organization behind the home is not faith-based.

[DudeAsInCool]

I am taking a wild guess here that organization behind the home is not faith-based.

Nope - they're f*cked to hell