PunxsutawneyPhil Forecasts More Bad Winter Weather

[DudeAsInCool]

Groundhog Predicts More Wintry Weather

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) - Punxsutawney Phil has spoken, and the news isn't good.

The world's most famous furry forecaster saw his shadow Wednesday on Gobbler's Knob, suggesting another six weeks of wintry weather.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20050202/D880DNMG0.html

[Kooperman]

That rat bastard....

[The Hunter]

If I get ahold of the little f----r hes going to be squeaking with a fucking lisp.

[the70mphshit]

good.......maybe i can finally get a school day off........the guy who cancels it for us is a dick........but then again.....do i really want snow again?

[Ken]

I had a nice chat with my grandfather the other day.

I know that if the groundhog sees his shadow, 6 more weeks of winter is assumed. I know if the opposite, summer soon.

However, I put it to him like this.

Ken: What if they pull him out and he's dead?

Grandpa: I guess we're all fucked.

I've never laughed so hard.

[Wolfie]

saw his shadow Wednesday on Gobbler's Knob

Who's Gobbler?

[Shawn]

LMAO at Ken's Grandpa's wit.

[DudeAsInCool]

Here's a link to Punxsutawney Phil's website:

http://www.groundhogs.com/

[DudeAsInCool]

If I get ahold of the little f----r hes going to be squeaking with a fucking lisp.

Will someone please report Hunter to the SPCA

[Redneck4sure]

What is that pervert doing to that groundhog?

[rainbowdemon]

What is that pervert doing to that groundhog?

:horny:

[Redneck4sure]

That's what I suspected. :rolleyes:

[The Hunter]

The SPCA wont show their head around here, as they are nothing but big hole digging rats. The ground hogs that is, and i would love to find out who thought they would be a nice introduction to this area. Something like the a-holes that put chain pickeral in our trout lakes.

[rainbowdemon]

I'd like to find the idiot who thought it would be a good idea to introduce carp to American waters.

:fight:

[Wolfie]

What is that pervert doing to that groundhog?

No wonder the poor thing is afraid of its own shadow.

[Redneck4sure]

No wonder the poor thing is afraid of its own shadow. 

True Wolfie! Once a yr is all he can take.

Hunter and rainbow, I know how you feel. I still pissed that some sombitch brought fireants to Mobile, Alabama from South America back in about 1949 if I remember correctly.

Edited February 12, 2005 by Redneck4sure

[DudeAsInCool]

Redneck speaks!!!!

http://www.sgmedia.com/sgmednu/beaver.mov

[Wolfie]

Only a redneck would find a use for biting beaver.

[Redneck4sure]

I don't know where Dude finds all this stuff.

[DudeAsInCool]

I don't know where Dude finds all this stuff.

I'm not called the Spammer Deluxe for nothing, y'all

[Redneck4sure]

I'm not called the Spammer Deluxe for nothing, y'all

I used to think it was because of your volume of spam but now I think it may the fact that you have "deluxe" quality spam. :)