DudeAsInCool

New Alabama3!

Put 'Dude' in your pipe and smoke it

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Yankees to get Johnson after all Johnson could be headed back to the American League. (AP) The Yankees have reached agreement on the key players in a three-team trade that would send Randy Johnson to the Bronx, Newsday reported Thursday. The Dodgers would receive Javier Vazquez and two minor leaguers. The Diamondbacks would get Brad Penny, Shawn Green and Yhency Brazoban. http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb

The following is an actual question given on a University ofWashington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. Of course, the corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

Disgusting :nope:

I thought for a second this was a new Perry Como record

Agreed...

Yep, and I'm just getting rolling... :bigsmile:

Exactly!

Ah, I misinterpreted what you said. Who was Pet Man referring to when he said 'they'?

Just because two men shared the same bed for 4 years, doesn't necessarily make them gay. Perhaps the beard was more symbolic :rotfl:

Obviously, pet man is the one without a soul

Speaking of reloading - E N T E R

Cool signature, Shwan - I want one.. *** Imagine the father of the Republican Party being gay. I don't think is going to sit well with the hypocritical Republican leadership or their pseudo-Christian brothers

Someone on ZP once told me that when I die, they are going to have to get an electric motor to drain the blood out of my THC encrusted veins out of my corpse :rotfl:

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Finding Homosexual Threads in Lincoln's Legend By DINITIA SMITH Published: December 16, 2004 Was Abraham Lincoln a gay American? The subject of the 16th president's sexuality has been debated among scholars for years. They cite his troubled marriage to Mary Todd and his youthful friendship with Joshua Speed, who shared his bed for four years. Now, in a new book, C. A. Tripp also asserts that Lincoln had a homosexual relationship with the captain of his bodyguards, David V. Derickson, who shared his bed whenever Mary Todd was away. In "The Intimate World of Abraham Lincoln," to be published next month by Free Press, Mr. Tripp, a psychologist, influential gay writer and former sex researcher for Dr. Alfred C. Kinsey, tries to resolve the issue of Lincoln's sexuality once and for all. The author, who died in 2003, two weeks after finishing the book, subjected almost every word ever written by and about Lincoln to minute analysis. His conclusion is that America's greatest president, the beacon of the Republican Party, was a gay man. http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/16/books/16linc.html?8hpib

Monday, December 13, 2004 The WORLD PREMIERE of MOBY’s forth-coming release,Hotel, when he makes an appearance on Morning Becomes Eclectic at 11:15am. http://www.kcrw.com/cgi-bin/db/kcrw.pl?sho...tmplt_type=show Updated Links To Moby Shows On KCRW

Ok...for a second, I thought you were going to say Herman's Hermits or the Dave Clark 5

It's a wonderful thing you are working on, Amber. God bless you!

They say you are what you eat - this makes the Spam(mer) Deluxe recoil

:rotfl: Something must be in the air. We have concurrent threads on big nuts, hermaphrodites and penile sizes

Well, at least it's not this http://www.beatking.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=9878&hl= *** Not sure how we got off-topic, but back to people's shameless admissions of pop songs they love. I still like some of Michael Jackson's old stuff from Off the Wall

No comment on the other rumours